Kingdom Hearts: Laguna Beach Style
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts 2 or any of it's characters!
Theme Song(Hilary Duff's "Come Clean" Theme)
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Bimbo's
We're all a bunch of Bimbo's
The guys here are always horny for the sluts
Which is us
We are whores...
(chorus):
We have too much sex
and STD's
We all dress like skanks
And look ugly
We just wanna get laid with everyone
cuz we're used to this
this crappy life
this crappy life...
(theme ends)
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Kristin-Kairi
Jessica-Namine
Alex-Yuffie
Lauren(LC)-Lily(made up character)
Taylor-Aerith
Stephen-Sora
Jason-Roxas
Talan-Riku
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Kristin- Oh my god, like, Stephen is cheating on me with, like, that slut, like, LC!
Jessica-Like, stop, like, worrying about LC so much, like, totally!
Kristin-well, like, i love stephen! but, like, LC is, like, taking my man!
Jessica-like, i dunno, but, like, Jason is acting flirty around, like, Alex!
Kristin-oh my god, like, he is soooo cheating on you!
Jessica-like, well, like...like...like...like...
Kristin-dammit! stop saying 'like' so much you whore!
Jessica-like, you are the one who slept with our science teacher!
Kristin-like, totally. i only did that to get an A on my test...! i'm gonna, like, call stephen!
Jessica-like, fine!
Kristin-like...
Jessica- like...
Kristin- like...
(1,000 likes later)
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Kristin- hello, like, stephen
Stephen- wuzzup?
Kristin- like, are ya cheating on me with, like, that, like, slut LC?
Stephen- no
Kristin- like, then why do i hear LC calling out your name?
LC- stephen! you better not, like be talking with, like, that slut Kristin!
Kristin- hey! i, like, heard that!
Stephen- ok! i admit i'm at her house, but she's rich, remember? so i'm hanging out in her jaccuzi!
Kristin- like...like...like...
Stephen-like, stop saying 'like'! you, like, sound like a broken record!
kristin hangs up
Kristin- my life is sooooo full of drama!
Jessica- duh, that's why you made that stupid contract with MTV to be in this show!
Kristin- hey, you didn't say 'like'!
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Alex-i am sooooooo like, flirting with like, Jason!
Taylor- you, like slut!
Alex- man i hate Jessica and her stupid ho Kristin!
Taylor- like, you hate everyone!
Alex- like of course!
Taylor- dammit, you've become like the other sluts who are on this stupid show!
Alex- like, what did you, like, expect?
Taylor- man, isn't jason, like, dating Jessica?
Alex- yeah, but he would dump her for, like, me!
Taylor- no he wouldn't...
Alex- shut, like, up!
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Stephen- kristin, like, i love you, but i have to go to the journey to the keyblade thinga-ma-bob
Kristin- like, what the heck is a keyblade?
Stephen- it's this key, and like, it's a blade...
Kristin- wow...i would have NEVER guessed that!
Stephen- hey, wait a minute. aren't you supposed to lose your heart?
Kristin- i am?
Stephen- yeah! i'm doing this stupid journey to like, save your slutty ass!
Kristin- okay, lemme try
Kristin attempts to lose her heart by trying to claw through her chest
Kristin- HULK SMASH! HULK ANGRY! Kristin rips off shirt, bra still remains
Stephen- damn, girl the last 5738 guys you slept with told me you flat... looks at her bra
Kristin-hey i have, like, an idea! I'll stab myself and you retrive my heart!
Stephen- like, are ya sure?
Kristin- like, if you have to go on this journey and I need to lose my heart, then yeah
Stephen- here's my keyblade...
5 minutes later...
Kristin- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Stephen- DAMN! I havent heard you scream this much since you slept with Mr. Iwonttohumpu!
Kristin-dammit! like, take my heart!
a light appears and a girl in white steps out
Jessica- Kristin, I am your nobody!
Kristrin- Really! Oh my God, just when my life wasn't dramatic enough...
Jessica- well, stephen your journey,like, starts here. Kristin is in your, like, body, so if you, like, have visions of her, don't worry...
Stephen-wow...really? so she's in my body?
Jessica-yes
Stephen- and her heart is with me
Jessica-yes
Stephen- and i can...
Jessica- DAMMIT! SHUT UP ALREADY! I HAD TO APPEAR ON THIS STUPID SCENCE TO HELP YOU! YES, YOU WILL SEE HER AND HAVE TO RESCUE HER! NOW, CAN I GO? I HAVE TO SEE IF JASON IS CHEATING ON ME WITH ALEX!
Stephen- damn, girl you are late! He's been cheating on you since ya first met! Do ya think he would seriously like you?
Jessica-Well, I, urr...
Kristin- Stephen, what's taking so long! If I have to, I'll kick you from the inside of your crotch!
Stephen- eep! well, who do I have to look for?
Jessica-Talan. It seems he has turned to the dark side!
Stephen-oh, ok! I'll go on this journey and...HEY! why does Kristin get a nobody and not me?
Jessica- your nobody is my boyfriend, Jason!
Stephen- dammit, not him! he is so prissy!
Jessica- well, too bad!
stephen goes to the portal of darkness and battles this big ass dude in black, then blah blah...ya get it, right, Kingdom Hearts Fanz!
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Author's Note: don't worry I will continue this. I decided to parody Laguna Beach because I never really liked it and it came into my mind when I was brainstorming on stories. Well, I will update this story! Don't worry. Send reviews to whoever found this chapter funny!
P.S. Did ya like my theme? I wanted to parody it, too:)