Sonics Crazy Life Part 1 of 5
It was a sunny day and Earth was normal. Optiomus Prime was walking
down the street when he saw a blue hedgehog. "Hello blue hedgehog have
you seen any evil Decepticons?"
Sonic looked up at the giant of meetal that toward above him like
a god of the land and marijuana. Sonic said, "You are in my way. Who do
you think you are, Cain the freak?! Get out of my way or I will break
that face that looks like George W. Bush. Not get out of the way you
fucking piece of flaming fagot dog shit!"
Optimus Prime then aimed his cannons at the blue hedgehog and
shouted, "Eat this you evil Deception." and fired.
Sonic ran around Optimus Prime's feet and created a cyclone
knocking Optimus over. Optimus got up and Sonic then used his spin
dash and hit Optimus strait in the face. Optimus then grabbed Sonic and
smashed him into a big cup of coffee on top of the coffee shop. Sonic
fell into the coffee cup and swam to the surface. Optimus then grabbed
his light saber and said, "I will use my force on you decepticon!"
Optimus charged, but Sonic used his spin dash and pushed the cup
over the edge causing it to sharer all over the street. Sonic got up,
he was all brown due to the coffee and he was very wound up too.
Optimus seeing this quickly grabbed Sonic and threw him like a
baseball into the sky...
Sonic then landed with a thud and started dancing like Mikel
Jackson and saying, "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"
Optimus then used the force and lifted Sonic in the air. Sonic then
pulled out a pot brownie and turned into Super Sonic. Super Sonic then
grabbed a donut off the ground and ate it. Super Sonic then changed
color and became Pot Sonic, Sonics most craziest form.
Pot Sonic then ran toward Optimus and started shooting shit from
his hands. Sonic then drew his hands together and from them he crated
the shit spirit and Launched it at Optimus. The shot was so powerful
it blasted Pot Sonic into the horizon so far that he looked like a
white dot.