As Sasuke opened his eyes, he flinched. Even after three months, he was still surprised by how bright and detailed everything was. And he couldn't believe Madara was dead. But how he figured, even if Madara had survived using Izangi, he would be blind in both eyes. And in that state, he could never beat Sasuke. Well, he could dwell on that later. Until the, he needed his coffee. That rescue mission last night had worn him out. He wasn't sure what the new guy-Sanosuke-had for powers, but if he tried to rebel, he didn't have a prayer. Sasuke half smiled. His team could be annoying, sure, but it would be hard to find a tougher bunch. With that smile on his face, he took a sip of his coffee.

And gagged.

It was horrible! Much too sweet! But who would…CRAP! The new guy! He didn't know that the "creamer" and "sugar" were actually…

Sasuke fumbled through the drawers, searching for the pill. As soon as he found it he swallowed it dry. And THEN he began to hunt down Sanosuke. As he walked into Sanosuke's room, he felt some hesitation. He didn't know Sanosuke's power, and while he was sure that his team could handle Sanosuke, he wasn't sure by himself. Because in the end, he was working alone.

Sasuke threw the door open, ready to throw something. Then he realized Sanosuke was already awake.

"Noticed the creamer, huh."

"THAT WASN'T CREAMER, YOU IDIOT!"

"What do you mean, of course it was creamer." Sanosuke said, still smiling ear to ear.

"IT WAS ACID! WHY WOULD PEOPLE WHO LIKE BLACK COFFEE KEEP CREAMER IN THE HOUSE!

"I dunno, for guests." Said Sanosuke, whose smile was shrinking. (About time.)

"WE'RE NOT EXACTLY EXPECTING GUESTS YOU KNOW!"

"True." Admitted Sanosuke, who was finally being serious.

"At least you didn't drink the soda." Sasuke muttered to himself.

"Why, what's in the soda?" Sanosuke questioned.

Sasuke paused before saying: "They're grenades."

At that, Sanosuke burst into laughter.

"You-can't-be-serious!" wheezed Sanosuke, holding his sides.

CRASH!

"SHUDDUP SAUKE!" screamed a girl in a white blouse. She was rather short for her age but looked like a beauty queen. She also carried a large broadsword. She had kicked through the wall and was all but frothing at the mouth.

"S'not me!" Sasuke half shouted with his hands in the air.

"YOU." The girl hissed, staring daggers at Sanosuke.

"Oh, come on." Sanosuke chuckled, looking at Sasuke. "You can't expect me to fight a girl, can you?"

Sasuke turned and started walking away. "I might attend your funeral…to pee on your grave."

Sanosuke glared at Sasuke "You expect me to lose to a CHIBI like HER."

"Now you've done it." Sasuke sighed as he closed the door. "Not nice knowing you."

The girl had raised her sword and swung it towards Sanosuke. He just stood still as she lopped his head off.

Sanosuke burst out laughing as his head merged back on. "I'm made of water! How can you possibly beat me?"

"Sasuke?" The girl asked, smiling as he walked through the door. "Will you do me a favor?"

"Gladly." Sasuke answered and shoved a Chidori into Sanosuke. He cried out in pain as he was jolted again and again by the lightning. Suddenly Sasuke was sent flying by a fist that came through the wall.

"Oh snap." Sasuke sighed. "Karma can be so mean to me sometimes." He then was smashed to the floor by a well aimed punch by a tree that had come through the wall.

"Isn't – oof – this - ow - enough?" Sasuke managed before a branch hit him in the face.

"Hey Kitsune, Null? It wasn't Sasuke. It was the new guy!"

"Works for me." The boy now dubbed as Null said as he threw Sanosuke out the window.

"You know, he's made of water so that won't hurt him." The small girl said

"We know" The girl now dubbed as Kitsune said. "It's just for the hike back up."

"You two are EVIL! How come we never noticed this before!" The small girl exclaimed.

"Too true." Sasuke groaned as he removed himself from the floor. "By the way, thanks for destroying half the walls in the room. Really."

"Hey, we were moving soon, anyway." Null pointed out "I guess we'll just leave earlier."

"Alright. Null, Kitsune, and Kiki, pack up your belongings. When Sanosuke gets back we leave."

How did you like the first chapter? R+R! List of characters and powers: Kiki: (Small girl) can make herself invisible and silent.

Kitsune: Controls plants.

Null: Controls density of molecules in his body.

Sanosuke: Is made of water

Sasuke: Sharingan.