Video game interviews 1: Glass Joe
Hello! This is devindude1. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to talk to a video game character? Well you can't, but I can! With the device I will be able to travel to any video game universe and talk to them. First I will interview Glass Joe of Punch Out! If you want me to interview someone just send me a message.
(This interview was made through the form of a translator.)
Me: Hello, Devindude1 here with the famous Glass Joe!
(Translation started)
Glass Joe: Hello!
Me: So Glass Joe. Before we begin I just want to know. How's it going?
Glass Joe: Good, quite good.
Me: Ok now that that's over with, let's get to the questions! Lets see *Pulls out flash cards* Oh here we go! Ok so how come you joined the WBA?
Glass Joe: Well when I was a kid I always was fascinated by boxing. And my dad always told me to never give up. So I didn't and now I'm here.
Me: Ok. So how did you get accepted by the WBA?
Glass Joe: They make you do a lot of tests and if you do well enough they let you in.
Me: Did you make complete the test?
Glass Joe: No.
Me: Then how did you get in?
Glass Joe: They said I made them laugh.
Me: Um… ok moving on.
Me: Interesting. So what's your quote?
Glass Joe: Never give up!
Me: Wow you are very positive for some one who has lost 100 times.
Glass Joe: Well you know never give up!
Me: What did you do before you were a boxer?
Glass Joe: I worked at a restaurant.
Me: Which one?
Glass Joe: Sous Way
Me: What's that in English?
Glass Joe: Sub Way
Me: What? Well never mind. When do you think about retiring?
Glass Joe: Probably when I'm too old.
Me: Even with 100 losses?
Glass Joe: Well you know, never give u- Oh who am I kidding? I'm a failure!
(Subject starts crying)
Me: It alright Joe. At least you've won at least one match.
Glass Joe: Maybe but not really.
Me: What do you mean?
Glass Joe: The only reason I won was because the guy slipped and was left unconscious!
Me: What did he slip on?
Glass Joe: My blood.
*Silence*
Me: Well… that's all we have time for so stay tuned next week for an interview with Link!
(Interview ends. Translator turned off.)
Me: So how about a sandwich?
Glass Joe: Venir Jusqa'a!