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Chapter #1: intros and regrets
It's been 7 years. Only seven little years. So funny how everything can change in seven years. How everything can go from laughing potty-mouthed children, to addicts, complicated relationships, and death. Well at least that hasn't changed. Haha, my own little dark joke. But I guess I'm getting ahead of myself. Lets set some things up for you first. My name is Stan Marsh, a 17-year-old boy that goes to South Park high. I wish I could say I'm the quarterback there with a perfect girlfriend and friends. But it's not that simple. Life's not that simple. Now you may remember my best friend, a little redheaded Jewish boy named Kyle. Well the only part that remains of that description is redhead. After 7th grade his parents divorced, and he started to spiral downward into the depressed, alcoholic, drug addict he is now. I could have stopped it, you know. I could have forced him into rehab, called child services when he showed up with bruises, even stood up to him. Instead I got tired of the yelling, and fighting, and punching. So I stopped. I left him when he needed me. But enough of my regrets, lets move on to Eric cartman. Eric Cartman. Cartman grew after middle school. Got taller, more athletic. He studied more often. Became more mature. Stopped being racist and cruel. Yes, I know what your thinking, "Eric Cartman? The same one who led the Jewish resistance? The one who everyone hates?", yes that cartman. He is now the left fielder on the football team. He's popular, and has a girlfriend named Wendy testaburger. Once you've recovered from the shock, I can move onto Kenny. Kenny McCormick is the funny guy, the class clown. His family ran into some money from a scratchy in 8th grade, and his dad used that to open a real estate business and go to college. He is now one of the wealthier families in South Park, with token. But he still wears his hoodie, except it falls off his shoulders now that it's not too small. And then there's me. I'm the star quarterback, that's true. But now my best friends are Kenny and Eric. My parents got divorced when I was 10 but I took it ok. They are remarried now, and I live here with my dad and my stepmom. Shelly's moved out for college already. But I have a secret. And it's not pretty. So that's my old friends and me. This is South Park, 7 years later.
I hope you stuck around for that whole thing. I know it's not very interesting right now, but it'll get better. It's my first fanfic, so I'll probably update it the same day haha. Please review!