Disclaimer: Okay first of all, I'm no Rowling, There's no money blah blah blah...
Author's Note: This really doesn't take place in any particular year, it's just sort of a mishmash of every character because there's no other way it could work. So just deal with it...
They supposed Neville Did what he did, because he assumed no one was watching. But Harry, Ron and Hermione were still awake. From their favorite chairs by the fire, they watched. They thought it not scary, but simply odd. Maybe Awkward. They had just...I mean it was Neville. But there he was.
Neville was dancing.
He had some kind of muggle invention thing attached to his ears. And he was mouthing words and dancing!
"What's that thing around his ears?" Ron asked.
"They're headphones," Hermione Replied.
"Is that like the fellytone, is Neville talking to people with his ears," Ron asked.
"Talking to people with his ears?"
"He's listening to music," Harry explained.
"And dancing to it," Hermione Said. "Ahh," She yelped. For Neville had jumped up and begin doing odd twirly moves.
"I wonder what he's listening to?" Ron asked.
"I wonder why I can't look away?" Hermione said.
And it was then Neville Broke out in song.
"We're whos Here! We are Whos Here! Da da da da da!" He sang. "Tiny little people saying da da da da! Be ba da dee... And why! Here on who!" But he broke off and stumbled in mid spin when he spotted the group of them staring.
"Uh..." He said. As he got up and straitened himself out. "I'll just be...not here." Neville left the common room.
"Would someone care to explain a feartone for me?" Ron asked.
"Earphone!" Hermione corrected him. "You listen to music, and there are little speakers that blast it in your ear.
"What about the band, did someone shrink the band?" Ron asked, dazedly.
"No, it's on a little round disk, they record people and somehow by the miracle of muggles it turns it into a song when you hit it with a special laser."
"Record what?"
"We're whos here, We are who's here! Struggling to stay alive!" Ginny Sang.
"Hold on, I've heard that before?" Ron said at lunch in the great hall.
"That's what Neville was singing last night," Hermione said.
"Yeah, what is that, anyway?" Harry Asked.
"No one's told you?" Ginny said. "Neville, Dean, and I finally got Dumbledore to Cave!"
"Cave on what?" Ron asked.
"We're going to do a big student production of 'Seussical: the Musical'" Ginny Shouted. "Dean'll be in charge of sets and props and the like. Neville's going to be coaching the singing and choreography, and I'll be director, and In charge of Casting!"
"You let Neville be choreographer?" Harry said with an odd look on his face like he smelled rotten eggs. "Have you ever seen...?"
"What's a Seussical?" Hermione Asked.
"It's a musical based on the work of Dr. Seuss." Ginny Explained.
"Dr. Who?" Ron was confused.
"Shut up," Hermione and Ginny Said at once.
"When are auditions?" Hermione asked her.
"Next week, McGonnagall has the audition materials. So if you'd like to audition, go see her." Ginny said.
"I think I will," Hermione responded.