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Setting: Dr. Frankenstein's Laboratory (muahahahaha)
(Music: Bum bum bum nununu)
Dr. Frankenstein: It LIVES! Yay. IT LIVES! Woohoo!
Frankie(Monster): No! I want to be dead for just FIVE MORE MINUTES!
Dr. Frankenstein: But you're alive now, aren't you happy?
Frankie: (gets up and walks to window to see villagers ramming the doors) The other kids don't like me. They tease me...
Dr. Frankenstein: (hugs Frankie) Aww... It's all right. They just don't understand you. They'll grow to accept you.
Frankie: (sob) If you say so...
Dracula: (from behind) BOO!
Dr. Frankenstein Frankie: (gasp) Holy crap!
Dracula: (Sees Frankie) Oh my goodness, are you ugly! I mean...
Frankie: (breaks down into uncontrollable sobbing) I TOLD YOU!
Dr. Frankenstein: (slaps Dracula) Count! How dare you!
Dracula: Hey, what was that for? That really hurt... (remembers his REAL line) Oh yeah... SUCCESS!
Dr. Frankenstein: (exasperated sigh) You're a little late, aren't you?
Dracula: No matter. Give me that... thing?
Dr. Frankenstein: (Stands on windowsill) Never! You'll never take him while I live!
Dracula: Good! (Pushes Dr. Frankenstein out window)
Dr. Frankenstein: Curse my terrible common seeeeennnnssse!
(Splat)
Dracula: (Leans out window) Eww...
Frankie: NOOO! (leaps out window, picks up the Dr. and flies away)
Dracula: He can fly?
Peter Pan: He can fly!
Dracula: Wait a minute.. MoonRose! Tai! He can't fly!
Moon: Sure he can! I want him that way.
Tai: You know, she has a point. You are only a creature of our imaginations...
Dracula: What's that supposed to mean.
Moon: Are you that dumb?
Tai: (sigh) What she means to say is we pretty much thought you up and we can kill you. (Stares) With our minds...
Moon: (clears throat) ACTION!
Dracula: Right... (exits stage)