Disclaimer: *Catches Yoda with a trap when he comes out of his hole* That was harder than it should have been. Now that I have my... *Llama spits all over my face and takes off with my A.P.C.M.* Seriously?! That's disgusting and now I can't see. Again. Anyway, so long as that llama has my machine, it owns Star Wars and not me.
This is just going to be a short humor story. In it, Obi-Wan and Rilla are 17 years old.
~ = personal thought / = bond speech
Play Ball
"Padawan, I'm not sure that is such a good idea," a very concerned Qui- Gon Jinn said.
"Relax, Master, I'm not going to break anything," his 17-year-old Padawan, Rilla, replied.
Qui-Gon frowned and muttered, "Now, why do I doubt that?" Buuuuzzzzz
Rilla swung her fly swatter at the fly that had been evading her for the past five minutes.
"Swing and a miss!" Obi-Wan called from across the room as his sister completely missed the fly.
"Shut up," she growled.
Obi-Wan just grinned. The grin got even wider when Rilla tried again to hit the fly and still missed.
"Don't say it," Rilla said, glaring at her brother.
Qui-Gon rolled his eyes at his Padawans' bickering before saying, "Rilla, I'm beginning to wonder if you're ever going to kill that thing." "I'll get it, Master. Don't you worry."
"I began to worry the minute you emerged from your room with a fly swatter in hand," he replied.
Rilla swung once again at the fly and missed. Growling at it, she readied herself for the next time it came near her. When it did, she swung as hard as she could, this time hitting the annoying bug.
However, she also lost her grip on the fly swatter in the process. It flew over her Master's head and passed Obi-Wan's face, who just sat and watched it fly by. It then hit one of Qui-Gon's favorite vases and caused it to fall to the floor, shattering it.
"Uh-oh," Rilla said quietly, backing away slowly towards the door.
What was said next could be heard throughout the entire Jedi Temple. "RILLA ANNE KENOBI!!!! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"