"Yo, woman," Dan called. He was eating a sandwich in the kitchen.
"Yeah?" Rebecca answered from the living room.
"Want to do the sexy time?" Dan said in his most sexy sexy time voice.
"No. Girl problems." Rebecca responded.
"EW! OMG OMG EW THAT'S SO GROSS WOW TMI." Dan screamed.
Since Rebecca was a sensitive b*tch she dumped Dan. Dan then proceeded to adopt 15 cats.
*Please review, I worked REALLY SUPER EXTRA hard on this one.*