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By: Ai & Stu
Ai: The original idea for this story was to have it be a cheesy little first fic, but that all changed when I decided to make it a funny little first fic!
Stuart: Idiot….
Ai: Hey! I was supposed to introduce you.
Stuart: Whatever.
Ai: Anyway, this is my imaginary friend, Stuart.
Stuart: Hey.
Ai: I know, he's dull.
Stuart: What'd you say, BITCH!
Ai: Mommy….
Stuart: You see, I control her. Takes off belt
Ai: Uh, okay. Freaking me out.
Stuart: Sorry, I was just getting into the part.
Ai: Grabs microphone Now that I'm done introducing everyone: ON WITH THE SHOW!
Stuart: Fake coughs Story….
Ai: Shut up! You're makin me look bad!!
Inuyasha gave Kagome a scornful smile. "Told ya I would do it, and you said I wouldn't."
"So? It's not like I care."
"What?! You were the one who dared me to do it!"
"I was kidding, you sicko."
"So…"
"You did it for nothing," Kagome finished.
"Why you little--"
"Inuyasha! Kagome!! There you guys are," Sango shouted dragging an unconscious Miroku behind her. "We were so worried."
"Sango?" Kagome asked looking at the monk.
"The less said the better," Sango replied curtly.
"Where the fuck have you been!? I had to spend three whole hours with this hormonal bitch!!" Inuyasha yelled jerking his thumb behind him.
"SIT BOY!" Kagome barked. "Don't you go blaming everything on me! If you hadn't gotten yourself drunk with half a bottle of sake you wouldn't have skinny dipped when I dared you to! It's not like you have anything anyway!!"
Kagome stomped off while Inuyasha got up close and personal with the dirt. "You're such a JERK!!"
"Uh, what just happened?" Asked a half conscious Miroku.
"Finally awake I see," Snorted Sango. "It seems Inuyasha showed 'Little Inu' to Kagome and she obviously thought--"
"Grrr, that is NOT what happened!" Inuyasha roared. "She didn't see 'Little Inu'! She was making it up!"
"Riiight," Sango and Miroku said in unison.
"I am NOT lying!!"
"Uh-huh."
"Sure."
"You guys are so FUCKING ANNOYING!!" Inuyasha shouted before charging after Kagome. "You'll see! Once I find her…."
Sango and Miroku grinned.
"He'll do what?"
"Probably what he did before. You can tell he wants to."
"Are we on the same…."
"No."
"Alright then."
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Ai: Done!
Stuart: Really we're done.
Ai: Yeah, don't know what else to write. It is a one-shot.
Stuart: Unless anyone oot there has any good ideas.
Ai: Did I mention Stuart's Canadian?
Stuart: What aboot it?
Ai: It's just….
Stuart: You got something to say? Say it you little fucker!
Ai: He's in a glass case of emotion.
Stuart: What the hell? Where'd that come from?
Ai: Shrugs I dunno.
Stuart: Freak.
Ai: Wicked cool freak, got it.
Stuart: Anyway…we'd appreciate reviews. All of them are welcome. But if you do decide to send us a nasty one I'd just like you to know that we're probably gonna laugh until our insides fall oot.
Ai: Bows Good day! Have fun criticizing us!
Stuart: You are a freak.
Ai: Wicked cool, get it right!!