Disney's Ranma ½
First of all, I would like it to be known that I do not own Ranma ½ or any of the Disney songs in this fanfic. Please don't sue.
(A book opens)
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a boy cursed to change into a girl upon contact with cold water. His father one day engaged him to the daughter of an old friend. Well….boy's first meeting with his new fiancé did not go so well and it led to many misunderstandings between the two. However, slowly the two became friends (sort of). And now, their adventures continue.
Of all dates for Ranma to forget, he had to forget this one. It was Akane's Birthday today. When Akane realized that Ranma forgot, she malleted him into the sky. While sailing through the air, Ranma had to think of a way to make it up to her.
Then he saw the house he was about to land in. Kuno's House.
Ranma landed directly on Kuno.
"What have you got against me Saotome?" asked Kuno. With that, He started wildly swinging his wooden sword around. Naturally, Ranma dodged every one of his strikes.
Then an idea came to him. Ranma got in close to Kuno and reached into Kunos shirt. Ranma then pulled out a bouquet of roses.
"How dare you steal from the great Tatewaki Kuno?" Kuno shouted as he chased Ranma. Just then, Ryoga jumped out from behind a bush screaming, "Where the hell am I now?"
As soon as Ryoga noticed Ranma he shouted "Ranma prepare to die" and then started chasing Ranma with Kuno. Ranma shouted back "You know, you two are always telling me to 'prepare to die' but I'd like to see the day that you two actually try to carry out that threat".
"Just shut up already," yelled Ryoga as he tried to punch Ranma.
Ranma: Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford
(Ranma dodges a strike from Kuno)
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Kuno: Riffraff! Street rat!
Ryoga: Scoundrel! Take that!
(Ranma jumps over Ryoga's umbrella)
Ranma: One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
(Kuno and Ryoga attempt to tackle Ranma)
Ranma: One jump ahead of the hitmen
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll around the block
Kuno: Stop, thief!
Ryoga: Vandal!
Kuno: Outrage! Scandal!
Ranma: Let's not be too hasty
(Ryoga and Kuno eventually chase Ranma to the top of a large building)
Ranma: One jump ahead of the hoof beats
(Vandal!)
One hop ahead of the hump
(Street rat!)
One trick ahead of disaster
(Scoundrel!)
They're quick, but I'm much faster
(Take that!)
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jump
With that, Ranma Jumped off the building. While falling, he grabbed a clothesline and used it to slow his fall so he landed safely. However, Ranma noticed that during the scuffle, he lost all but one rose. He knew that Akane would not accept this so just slowly walked toward the Tendo house in shame. Along the way, he contemplated what Kuno and Ryoga were screaming at him.
Ranma: Riffraff, street rat
I don't buy that
If only they'd look closer
Would they see a poor boy? No, siree
They'd find out
There's so much more to me
When Ranma got to the Tendo house, it was already dark. He figured that everyone was already asleep. He jumped up to Akane's window that for some reason was already open. Ranma noticed Akane sleeping peacefully and thought, she sure is cute when she sleeps. Ranma went into Akane's room; he found a piece of paper and a pen and wrote.
Sorry I forgot your birthday. Try not to stay angry about it because, you're cute when you smile.
Ranma found it incredibly hard to write that last part. So he left the single rose and the note on the nightstand next to Akane's bed. Ranma then jumped out the window whispering "Happy birthday Akane".
End
Just so everyone knows, the reason that some of the song was cut was because it didn't really fit the situation. Well, see you soon with more Disney's Ranma ½.