Disclaimer-

"I created this fic. purely out of boredom." Samara says.

"Enjoy." Tiome says.

"I do not own any part of YYH...so don't sue." Samara says.

What I shall do to Kuwabaka

Kuwabaka shall die

I will stick a needle in his eye

Then gut him out and slice him up.

Then send him Mr.Hannibal

A nice, and friendly cannibal,

For without him the evidence would not die,

And probation would be broken,

And I'd be fried.

Sincerely Hiei Jaganshi
Disclaimer-

"If you didn't like it flame. If you did...you are screwed up, I suggest a mental institution. R&R. Flames accepted. Remember I don't own...you no sue." Says Samara

"You baka onna! You stole this out my book that specifically said 'KEEP OUT'!" Hiei says.

"Right. I'm going to walk into your room and just ignore the only book in your room...one that happens to say 'Keep out'. Thats gonna happen." Samara replies.

"Why were you in my room anyway?"

"Cause...I needed something."

"That 'something' would be?"

"Okay. I needed your guide to death."

"Why are you not afraid of my room? Like everyone else is?"

"Because it looks like a black hole. NEWS FLASH! My favorite color is black!"

Hiei has his eyes narrowed."Why did you need the guide to death anyway?"

"Heh...you see...WELL OKAY EVERYONE YOU CAN MOVE ON NOW! JA NE! R&R! FLAMES ACCEPTED!" Samara finishes.

(A/N: The 'Samara says', and 'Hiei says' were changed this way to abide by the rules. I already have one bad mark, and I don't want my story and account deleted...by the way I am Samara...but animeized. Tiome and Samara belong to me. They are both my characters. At the same time Samara is'nt me. She's me but she is just a character doing by job. There. If you don't understand...Gomen. I tried my best to explain.)