I don't own Naruto. If I did... well, Kishimoto is doing a good job, but if he faulters, I'll be ready to go!
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It was a beautiful day in the Hidden Leaf Village. The birds were singing, the sky was blue, the drug dealers were dealing. It was an overall very nice peaceful day. We find our hyperactive blonde ninja at one of the training grounds, laying on the ground, exhausted.
"Man, Kakashi-sensei. What's gotten into you lately?" The blonde asked between gasping breathes. "I can hardly move a muscle!"
"Yeah, sensei! What gives?" said a female ninja with pink hair.
"Well.." the masked ninja paused for a moment. "I just thought you guys could handle it. Perhaps I was mistaken." He smiled. "Sasuke doesn't seem to be complaining, does he?"
"THAT'S BECAUSE HE PASSED OUT 10 MINUTES AGO!" Naruto yelled, jumping to his feet.
"Why Naruto, I thought you could hardly move a muscle." Kakashi smiled again, his eye curving upwards as he did so.
"I.. well..." he stuttered, covering up the front of his pants, "It's not what it looks like!"
"Of course it's not." The silver-haired jounin started to walk away. "Training is done for the day. Why don't you all go relax at the hotsprings? We'll meet back here tomorrow around oh... 9 AM." With that he dissapeared in poof of smoke.
'Alright! We get to go to the hotsprings. Maybe we can see Sakura naked. Ohhh that'd be so awes-'
"NARUTO!" Shouted a voice.
"Huh?" He said, turning around to face Sakura. "What did you say? I wasn't paying attention."
"I said, lets get ready to go to the hotsprings, and could you please pick up Sasuke off the ground."
"Oh I don't know, he seems rather cute laying uncouncious on the ground, I kind of like him more that way, hehe."
"NARUTO! PICK SASUKE UP RIGHT NOW!"
"Ahh!" The blonde ninja scrambled out of the way of a flying kunai and knelt by Sasuke and picked him up, piggyback style.
"Are you happy, Sakura-chan?" He said, sticking his tongue out at her.
'Wow, I never knew how hot that would look. Just image if they were naked!' "Ugh," Sakura grumbled, rubbing her (charmingly large) forehead. Sometimes her inner self could be such a pain.
"Yes Naruto, now lets go."
"YEAH!" Naruto shouted as he raced past her and onto the trail that lead to the hotsprings.
"He needs to die a very painful death for being so energetic." Sakura spoke to herself. 'But not after we get the chance to see his -'
"SHUT UP!" And with that Sakura ran after Naruto, unaware of what lay in wait for them at the hotsprings.
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Next chapter... hmm.. I think Hinata and Kiba will make an apperance, maybe even Shino. Don't hold me to that though... but... we'll see.