Rain slowly peered down the windshield of her car. She pulled up to her house, remembering she hadn't brought an umbrella with her to work, she hopped out of the car and jetted to her front door. Damn it she thought. She had left her keys at home that day. She banged on the front door, when it quickly swung open.
"Hey, Haley." Carrie said letting her soaked boss into the house.
"I'm going to change my clothes. Oh my! I almost forgot, can you give Nathan this Snickers bar." Haley said. She saw Carrie stare at her confused. "He really loves them and they had a ton at work." She gave Carrie a slight smile, while handing her the piece of candy. She ran into her bedroom almost slipping and falling completely. Carrie walked into the den and saw Nathan watching Jamie coloring. Nathan threw her an awkward look before standing up. She figured she had him right where she needed him to be, her complete plan for Scott household domination.
"I got this for you." He looked at her kind of strangely. "It's a peacemaker. I know it's your favorite." She said trying to entice him. He grabbed it and smiled at her, she opened her arms, wishing for a hug. He hugged her and then let go swiftly before walking out of the room. He stepped into his bedroom, to see Haley standing in the floor, wearing a nothing except a bra, and a skirt.
"What are you doing?" He laughed at her.
"I should ask you what you are staring at." She moved closer to him and buried herself in his arms. "It's raining today. That doesn't mean we're going to go outside and make out like teenagers." She looked up at him, as if she were pleading.
"Race ya!" He screamed. "Hey no fair! I'm still doing rehab!" They reached the outside and sat down on the on the patio. Nathan looked over at Haley and kissed her intently. Carrie was cleaning Jamie's hands off, after he was finger painting, she peeked out through the window, and what does she get? An eyefull of Naley sexual inuendo.
"Jamie honey, wanna go play out in the rain." He shook his head up and down. "Okay, go interrupt your parents." Jamie ran out the house, jumping and playing in the rain. Nathan and Haley broke their kiss, when suddenly Haley flipped out.
"Carrie! He has asthma! He could catch pneumonia being out here in the rain!" She was yelling at the top of her lungs. "I'm sorry Carrie, but that's not just incompetent, it's inadequate. You know it's true what they say, sloppiness breeds in efficiency. You're fired." Haley didn't know what had came over her, but something had. "We'll send your stuff in the mail. Get out."
"Goodbye Nanny Carrie." Jamie said quickly. He gave her a small hug and watched her leave. "Mama I'm kind of glad she's gone. She was tad bit nuts." Jamie said.
"Honey." Haley looked towards Nathan who had just gotten her attention. "Since when does Jamie have asthma?"
"Oh he doesn't. I heard what the slut said about my snickers bar and then she interrupted mine and your kiss. Whore." She looked towards Jamie with a look of oops on her face.
"Correction mama, you wouldn't say mine and your, you would just conjugate it to our." He said smiling.
"He's mine!" Nathan and Haley both said at the same time.