A/N: Its about 1 AM here in my country. My flight is about to leave at 5 AM, so why not make a short one shot that's crossed over with one sitcom? I don't know the show, but I watched the commercial of it. Don't blame me if I'm inaccurate of things.
Dipper, Soos and Mabel exited their plane and walked around the Oregon airport, heading to the baggage conveyor belt to get their bags. Something's wrong with Mabel and Dipper, walking on a drunken groggy stature and wearing a white shirt and sweater with vertical marker lines. Even on their foreheads, they have the marker lines.
It was the first day of their summer before they became seniors, and the twins thought of the crazy idea before going back to high school as seniors. Drink a lot of cans of beer in one flight. It wasn't easy, bringing the beer, but Soos got it covered for the whole flight. Don't ask how Soos got to them before they took the flight to Oregon, let's just say they met up coincidentally.
"You guys are already at 70 beers! That's one more to make the record!" Soos yelled at the drunk Dipper and Mabel. Mabel was leaning on Dipper's shoulder, using him as support. "I don't think I can do this…." Mabel whined. "You can.…. Just…" Dipper's gag reflex kicked in mid sentence "Do it…. Mabel." Soos handed them each an open can of beer, filled with the yellowy alcoholic drink. Dipper and Mabel chugged it down, and down and down until the cans were empty. After finishing, All of them yelled in joy, achieving an awesome yet stupid achievement. Drinking 71 cans of beer from point A to point B. It disturbed the people around them, but they don't give a fuck. Dipper came to Soos and they both gave each other a bro hug. When they broke the hug, Dipper turned around to see Mabel gone.
"Where's Mabel?" Dipper asked.
Both of them looked around their surroundings to find her on the luggage conveyor belt, passed out.