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Legend:

"Someone is talking."

'Someone is thinking.'

"A technique is being used."

Kakashi Meets 'Team Seven':

Hatake Kakashi popped his head into Umino Iruka's classroom and got his first look at his would-be students. Granted, it wouldn't be the first time he had seen them. He had seen their pictures in the reports the Academy had given him.

The first of the would-be Genin he noticed was Sakura. She had traded out the red dress she wore in her photo for a white one with long sleeves, one of which was covering her mouth as she read. She also had three white hairclip-like extensions on the right side of her hair, just above the three pink dots that ran down her cheek.

The next one he noticed was Naruto, who was standing next to and looking out of a window. He had undergone a drastic change; swapping his previous orange outfit for a white dress shirt with a half-white, half-orange ankle-length jacket. He had also dyed his hair—the left side orange and the right side white—to match his new outfit.

Looking, Kakashi spotted his final student, Sasuke, sitting away from Sakura with a slap mark on his cheek. Like his teammates, he too seemed to have traded in his outfit; a long-sleeved blue coat, blue pants, black boots, and white gloves. To finish his new look, Sasuke's hair had been flattened, no longer sticking up in the back.

"Hmm... My first of impression of you guys is…" Kakashi mused aloud—instantly earning the attention of all three would-be Genin. "You're colorblind. Meet me on the roof in five minutes."

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Once the three would-be Genin had arrived, Kakashi shut his book. "Okay. Let's start with introducing ourselves, shall we?"

"What do you want to know?" Sakura asked.

"Likes, dislikes, dreams for the future…" Kakashi shrugged. "That kind of thing. Why don't you go first, since you asked?"

"I'm Haruno Sakura. I like to read and to practice calligraphy ... My dislikes include perverts—" She glared at Sasuke, who was still sulking. "—and people who are too stupid for their own good. My dream for the future?" She paused, thinking about it. "My dream is to surpass Tsuande-sama."

"Alright, next." Kakashi gestured to Naruto while he wondered what could've made Sakura, who was said to have a crush on Sasuke in her reports, suddenly dislike him.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto…" Naruto began calmly. "My likes include Tsunade-sama and medicine in general. My dislikes… water… My dream for the future…"

Now Kakashi was getting a bit worried. Something was definitely wrong here if Naruto Uzumaki didn't mention his dream to become Hokage and Sakura had seemed to gain an intense dislike for Sasuke overnight. What had happened to his would-be students?

Pushing these concerns aside, Kakashi looked at Sasuke. "Why don't you go next?"

"... I'm Uchiha Sasuke." Sasuke said calmly, apparently out of his earlier funk. "I like girls—" He spared a glance at Sakura, who sniffed. "—and spending time with them. I dislike paperwork." He put a gloved finger to his chin. "And my dream? I want to become the next Hokage."

And, just like that, Kakashi's earlier concern can back, full-force. 'How could they have all changed so quickly? While Naruto is still wearing orange, he isn't shifting about and didn't raise his voice once since I've met him! Sakura has grown much more mature than she was but also colder... I believe she even believes that Sasuke is weaker than her somehow.'

Kakashi paused mid-thought. 'And Sasuke... His personality has changed the most. According to his file, he had both an inferiority and superiority complex... But now... He actually seems relatively normal... a bit perverted, but normal.' He frowned. 'What happened to these three?'

"-ello? Are you paying attention?" Sasuke demanded with an irritated scowl.

Kakashi blinked, "What were you saying?"

"Hmph! Some teacher you'll be! You are already showing that you don't pay us that much attention!" Sasuke bit out angrily before he frowned, crossing his arms.

"Sasuke—" Kakashi began.

"Sensei, what Sasuke was trying to ask was 'would you care to introduce yourself?'" Naruto interuppted before he took a sip out of the glass of wine he had just pulled out from... somewhere. "... Well?"

Kakashi gstared at Naruto for a couple of moments, "I'm Hatake Kakashi. My likes... are to inappropriate for young, impressionable children like yourselves to hear. My dislikes..." He paused. "... are none of your business. And my dream for the future..."

"What?"

Sighing, Sakura grabbed Sasuke by the back of the boy's blue uniform as he tried to lunge at Kakashi. There was murder in the boy's eyes as he struggled within Sakura's surprisingly-strong grasp.

Realizing that he would be unable to break free, Sasuke frowned before he moved his hands. A dangerous spark appeared in his eyes before he tried to snap his fingers.

"My, my..." Naruto said as he grabbed onto Sasuke's hand, "I don't think you should do that... I mean, why reveal our skills before tomorrow's test..?"

Kakashi's eyes widened fractionally, 'How does he know about the test?'

However, before Kakashi could ask, Naruto placed his right hand on Sakura's right shoulder. In the next second, all three of his would-be students vanished within a burst of static-like sound.

"What just happened?"

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(Konohagakure no Sato—Third Training Ground)

Somehow, despite the fact that he had never stated where his would-be students' test would take place—or at what time—they had found out.

Sasuke frowned at the sight of him, "Oh, it's you."

"Now, now Sasuke... is that anyway to treat someone that might become our Sensei?" Naruto asked chidingly from where he stood nearby, leaning against a tree while he sipped at his wine.

Sasuke's frown grew deeper before he glared at Naruto, only for the other to take another sip of his wine. If he didn't need that emotionless bastard, he would've burned him to a crisp by now.

"You should stop acting so immaturely, Sasuke." Sakura murmurred from behind her left sleeve, frowning. "It makes you appear far weaker than you actually are..."

Sasuke's earlier anger disipatted at the sound of that voice. He looked at her with a mixture of hurt and longing, as she was the only woman to have ever resisted his charms. Furthermore, she had even slapped him! However, instead of being deterred, that only made him more eager to win her over.

Kakashi clapped his hands together, interuptting the three and drawing their attention to him. "Okay! We'll begin the test right after I explain how it works—"

"—About time."

Kakashi pretended he didn't hear that, instead drawing out a small alarm clock and then putting it on a nearby tree-stump. "This alarm clock is set for noon." He pulled out a pair of bells and tied them to his belt. "Your task is to get one of these bells before noon."

"There are only two bells." Sakura pointed out.

"I'm glad that you noticed that Sakura!" Kakashi said, left eye shifting into an upside-down U. "You see... one of you three is already going to fail and be sent back to the academy." He shrugged. "Who that is depends on who gets the bells first. Now, any questions?"

"... Are we allowed to use shuriken and kunai?" Sasuke asked, eyes glinting.

Kakashi nodded, "Yes, you'll be allowed to use them. In fact, you best come at me with the intent to kill... otherwise, you'll never be able to get a bell."

"Of course."

"Now... Ready—" Naruto assumed a loose stance. "Set—" Sakura took a step backwards before she began to raise her right arm, a pink glow begining to form around her sleeve. Sasuke pulled on his right gloove with a 'snap'. "Go!"

By this point, the pink glow around Sakura's sleeve had become a massive sphere of pink energy. With a single punch from her left hand, she fired the sphere, which then transformed into a dark-pink beam. "Cero (Zero)!"

'What the hell?'

Kakashi quickly jumped to the side with a chakra-enfused leap, only to hear a 'snap'. A second later, the bottom of his flak jacket, near the bells, began to burn. Confused and alarmed, he quickly pat the fire down before he landed.

In the next second, both Naruto and Sakura were in his face. Kakashi leaned backwards to avoid the pair of—scissors—that Naruto's left hand had become, avoiding decapitation. He put a hand to the ground before he twisted around, knocking Sakura's feet out from under her, before he summersaulted to the right.

As he landed Kakashi's leg pulsed with pain. 'What the hell? It feels like I just kicked a steel bar!'

Kakashi had barely gotten to his feeet before Naruto was in his face again. Both of the boy's arms—and his legs—had been transformed into scissors, which he lunged at Kakashi with.

While Kakashi was able to successfully dodge and parry most of the strikes, the speed at which they were sent at him insured that a few got past his guard. This left him with several shallow cuts that allowed a small amount of blood to trickle over his face, with one cut being dangerously close to his left eye.

Using a quick Substitution, Kakashi replaced himself with a nearby leaf. He was then allowed a momentary breather where he thought about the skills his students had just displayed. 'Naruto must've developed his own version of the standard Transformation jutsu... but, the speed at which he attacked is increcible... it was way above what I expected from a Genin. And Sakura... when I hit her, it felt like I was hitting steel. Not to mention that attack of—'

There was a rustle of leaves from behind Kakashi, only to see a flash of dark hair. 'Sasuke.' In the next second, the wood underneath him lunged upwards as spikes. Eyes widening, he leapt away. 'Did he just manipulate—?'

Fire. Kakashi bit back a curse as he ripped away his burning face-mask, reminded of how his flak jacket had burst into flames earlier. It seemed that Sasuke had been the cause of that. But how? Was it some sort of Ninjutsu from the Uchiha Clan?

"Kīpu Aoto (Keep Out)!"

Kakashi turned in time to see several long, thick pieces of earth rushing towards him at a rapid speed. He quickly landed on a nearby tree-branch before he jumped upwards, only for his flak jacket and pants to burst into flames as Sakura appeared above him, her right leg held high above her head.

He mangaged to cross his arms over his head to shield it seconds before Sakura's leg connected with it. He felt a couple of his bones break and shatter moments before the force of her attack sent him rocketing towards the ground. When he hit it, a massive cloud of smoke formed as the ground cratered.

Sasuke jumped down from a nearby tree-branch, "Don't you—"

Kakashi's hands lunged up from beneath the ground and grabbed onto Sasuke's ankles, causing Sasuke's eyes to widen, before he was pulled into the earth. Seconds later, Kakashi appeared above ground, standing a bit away from Sasuke, who was chin-deep in earth.

"Lesson #1: Don't think you've defeated an enemy until you have assured he is unconsicous or dead." Kakashi stated before he turned towards Sakura—who was floating in mid-air—and Naruto, who was staring at him from a nearby tree-branch. "Well?"

Sakura frowned, "It appears your much stronger than I thought you were..." The tip of a sai appeared from the edge of her left sleeve as her eyes narrowed. "... Let's go, Naruto."

With that, Sakura disappeared with a burst of static before she reappeared behind Kakashi, her sai lunging for Kakashi's throat. He managed to parry the blow with a kunai, though the strength of her blow was slowly pushing him back.

"O Kanabashi (Great Tongs)!" Naruto annouced as he rushed towards Kakashi, the giant scissors that his arms had become cutting up anything that came into their path.

Knowing that he had to dodge, Kakashi quickly grabbed onto Sakura's arm and twisted around before he sent her flying towards Naruto's approuching form. The two collided with a massive 'oof' before they tumbled over the ground, kicking up a fair amount of dirt.

"I'm going to roast you alive!"

Kakashi barely had the time to turn around before the ground around him erupted with flames. He jumped back again as an unearthed Sasuke snapped his fingers, causing Kakashi's flak jacket to catch fire. Landing, he abandoned the protective jacket by hurling it towards Sasuke. Then, seizing his chance, he used a Subsitution to replace himself with a log.

Panting, Kakashi came to a rest within the underbrush. "I just gotta keep it up for a little while longer..."

He winced when he noticed trees catching fire 100 feet before he caught a flash of white in the corner of his vision. He turned around and got a sandaled foot to the face, the force of the blow breaking his nose as it sent him towards the burning forest.

'Snap'. Kakashi screamed as what seemed to be his entire body caught fire. He crash landed on the ground a few seconds later, still burning, as upturned earth rushed to cover him. Rolling, he managed to dodge the earth that threatened to entomb him as well as put out most of the fire.

Before Kakashi could do anything else, he caught sight of two giant, sharpened pieces of metal on each side of his throat. "Just hand me the bells, Sensei. I wouldn't want to decapitate you..."

Just seconds before Kakashi would've leaned forward to escape from his would-be student's grasp, the earth underneath him rumbled ominously. He got a brief flashback to when wood had lunged up at him before the earth surged upwards and consumed everything from his shoulders downward.

Sasuke walked into view, scowling. "I should just burn you now, while I have the chance." He gestured to his dirty, ruffled clothing angrily. "Do you know how expensive it to get this clean?"

"You burned my clothes, I dirtied yours..." Kakashi countered with an uncharacteristic frown. "I think that it'll cost me more to replace my clothing than you just cleaning yours."

Before Sasuke could say anything, or snap his fingers and set Kakashi's tongue aflame, Sakura blurred into view. The tip of her sai emerged from her sleeve as she placed it against Kakashi's throat, tickling it with the cold metal.

"It would be best if you handed over the bells now... Otherwise, I don't think I'll be able to convince that monkey over there to not roast you." Sakura stated.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow, "And how do you expect me to do that? From the neck-down I'm encased in solid rock, I have two weapons threatening to cut my throat open if I attempt to move, and..." He paused. "I don't like you."

"I'll handle this."

There was a faint 'sniping' sound as Naruto used the arm-scissors that weren't at Kakashi's throat to cut away at the rock near Kakashi's waist. Strangely, once cut, the stone acted as if it was some kind of paper and was easily grabbed and thrown away.

Soon enough, Naruto managed to remove enough earth that the bells came into view. It was somewhat sloppy as he couldn't clearly see where he had been cutting—leading to several new cuts for Kakashi—though at least he didn't free the man's hands.

Just as Sakura reached with her unoccupied hand to grab the bells, the sound of Kakashi's alarm clock blaring was heard. This caused all three would-be Genin to groan, frown, or curse while Kakashi grinned. Hah! Even with their unique, strange, and unexplainable new personalities and powers, he had still technically won!

Techniques:

1. Cero (Zero): It is a standard energy blast, consisting of first charging and then firing a concentrated blast of Reiatsu towards a target. While in most cases it is fired from the mouth, some Arrancar and Visored are capable of firing Cero from their hands, fingers and other parts of their bodies.

2. Kīpu Aoto (Keep Out): After turning his hands into scissors through the Choki Choki no Mi, Naruto will then cut up several slabs from the area around him before he hurls them at his opponent.

3. O Kanabashi (Great Tongs): After turning his hands into giant scissors through the use of the Choki Choki no Mi, Naruto charges while cutting up anything beside him.

A/N: Author's Note: Okay, that's the end of my take on the Insanely Overpowered Team Seven idea that both Highvalour and Legendary Legacy have done.

If anyone hasn't caught it, here are the characters that Team Seven have been turned into. Naruto has become Inazuma from One Piece, Sakura has become Cyan Sung-Sun from Bleach, and Sasuke has become Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist.