"HOW EVER WILL TOMMY BE SAVED???" Tommy wondered as he sat in the floating cage thing from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers "Green Candle" episodes. The Green Candle was slowly getting smaller and smaller as it burned itself away, and Tommy felt himself getting weaker or something. I don't really remember since I haven't seen The Green Candle in like thirteen years. But there he sat, in his Green Ranger costume, when all of a sudden there was a BRIGHT RED FLASH.
"J-Jason?!" Tommy sputtered incoherently at the form of Jason standing in front of him in short biker shorts and a red tank top standing in front of him all sweaty in front of him. "W-what a-are y-you d-doing h-h-h-here?!?"
"I'm here to save you!" Jason said excitedly, reaching into the fanny pack I forgot to mention he was wearing and pulling out a small, round nart, handing it eagerly to Tommy. "This nart will help you be safe, The Green Ranger!"
Tommy reached out and accepted the Nart confusedly. "I don't know what a nart is," he whispered softly and angrily. "And I hate them to top it off!"
"Dude, chill," Jason said, holding out a hand supportively. "That Nart will help fight off Rita's evil spell and save us all!"
"I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!!" Tommy angrily yelled angrily, pulling his Dragonzord flute-knife from wherever he kept it thirteen years ago. He pointed it at Jason and the tip began to glow green. "I'M CHARGIN MY LASER!!!!" He angrily yelled again.
"Not so fast!" Jason countered ridiculously. He pulled a pair of sunglasses out of his fanny pack and put them on his head. Tommy fired his laser from the end of his zord-knife but it bounced off of Jason.
Tommy stood there, his jaw hanging open but it was behind his helmet so he just looked like a helmet, and said disbelievingly, "How did you do that?! My DragonZord knife-flute laser is undefeatable!"
Jason removed the sunglasses sexily and gave Tommy a thumbs up. "Just use the nart, The Green Ranger. Then everything will be cool."
Tommy was then so turned on by Jason's hotness that the two of them had sex, which broke Rita's spell over Tommy. The nart was just an excuse to be raped.