"Go Sit in the Corner! A Look into Hiiro Yuy's First Week of Kindergarten"
By: Mirai no Hope
*told in first person POV- young Hiiro Yuy*
The night before the "big" day:
Doctwor J. say I need an edwucation...say I need to learn. Doctwor J.'s a spoot head. Now he say I need to go to bed eawly. Doctwor J.'s gonna die tomowwow.
Day 1:
Schwool is stupid. Teachwer pwut me next two Twowa. I raise my hand and say "Teachwer, couwd Twowa pwoke an eye owt with his hair?" Then teachwer pwut me in the corner all aftewnoon cuz she say that I wasn't vewy nice.....teachwer's a stink face.
Day 2:
We got a new stuwdent today. Her name's Wewena. Teachwer say that I should wook up to Wewena. She say she's a vewy good stuwdent. I wooked away and went bwack to my dwawing of me shooting somewon.
2 hours later:
Wewena is makin me vewy mad. Awl she does is fowwow me awound...Wewena's a fart head. I say "Teachwer! Can I kill Wewena?" and she get all mad and say no. Then I say "Jwust one wittle shot?" and she pick me up and puwt me in the corner. Then I tuwned my head and say "But.." then she be's all mean and yells "NO!" Teachwer's gonna die soon.
Day 3:
Teachwer pwut me next to Quatwa now. Duo came up and say "I dare you two eat Quatwa's pwink cwayon." I say no but then he cawled me a chicken, so I did it. It tawsted pwetty good fowr a cwayon. Then teachwer come over cuz Quatwa's cwying now. She ask why and he say "Becuz he ate my pwink cwayon!" Then teachwer wooks at me and I say "Duo made me!" Then she wooks at Duo and yell "Both of you in the corner NOW!!" Duo's a poop head.
Day 4:
Teachwer let us go outside today. Wewena stawted bugging me again. I walked up to Wufei and twook his sword. Then he stawted to cwy weally weally woud and teachwer came over. Wufei's a pee brain. She say "Give me that sword young man and stay inside the rest of the day!" I say that I was gonna give it bwack aftwer I killed Wewena but she didn't wisten. She say that I have one more chance or I go to the pwinciple's office. Teachwer has a death wish.
Day 5:
Teachwer pwut me acwoss fwom Duo now. She say he seems wike one of my "fwiends." I shwook my head no but teachwer ignorwed me and gave Duo a piece of gum cuz he needed somethin cwalled sugar. I fwinally got done colowing my pictwure. I changed the pewson I was shooting to Wewena. Duo wooked ovwer at my pictwure and buwst owt waughing. He awso spit his gum in my hair. Aftwer he stopped waughing, he say "I'm sowwy" and puwl on my hair to get his gum bwack. I got weally mad and attacked him. Teachwer came over and pwulled uws apawt. She stawt to say my name but I puwl owt my gun and say "Omae o korosu!" Teachwer just wooked at me, so I pwull the twigger. She say "Hiiro Yuy! Hand over the water pistol and march your tiny little carcass over to the principle's office NOW!!" I say "Teachwer, what's a cawcass?" and she yell "GO!!" I couwld hear them waughing at me as I walked to the pwinciple's office. They're awl stupy-poopy stink face spoot heads who want to die a howwible death.
Later that night:
I twold Doctwor J. abwout what happened in schwool this week befwore I go to bed. He say "Shut up Hiiro and go to bed, you cannot blow up the school just because they made you sit in the corner all week." He twurned the lights owt. Doctwor J. is a mean spoot head. I yell "Please??" and he yell back "GO TO SLEEP!!" so I go to sleep. Doctwor J. is in fowr a big suwpwise when he wakes up tomowwow, heh heh.
By: Mirai no Hope
*told in first person POV- young Hiiro Yuy*
The night before the "big" day:
Doctwor J. say I need an edwucation...say I need to learn. Doctwor J.'s a spoot head. Now he say I need to go to bed eawly. Doctwor J.'s gonna die tomowwow.
Day 1:
Schwool is stupid. Teachwer pwut me next two Twowa. I raise my hand and say "Teachwer, couwd Twowa pwoke an eye owt with his hair?" Then teachwer pwut me in the corner all aftewnoon cuz she say that I wasn't vewy nice.....teachwer's a stink face.
Day 2:
We got a new stuwdent today. Her name's Wewena. Teachwer say that I should wook up to Wewena. She say she's a vewy good stuwdent. I wooked away and went bwack to my dwawing of me shooting somewon.
2 hours later:
Wewena is makin me vewy mad. Awl she does is fowwow me awound...Wewena's a fart head. I say "Teachwer! Can I kill Wewena?" and she get all mad and say no. Then I say "Jwust one wittle shot?" and she pick me up and puwt me in the corner. Then I tuwned my head and say "But.." then she be's all mean and yells "NO!" Teachwer's gonna die soon.
Day 3:
Teachwer pwut me next to Quatwa now. Duo came up and say "I dare you two eat Quatwa's pwink cwayon." I say no but then he cawled me a chicken, so I did it. It tawsted pwetty good fowr a cwayon. Then teachwer come over cuz Quatwa's cwying now. She ask why and he say "Becuz he ate my pwink cwayon!" Then teachwer wooks at me and I say "Duo made me!" Then she wooks at Duo and yell "Both of you in the corner NOW!!" Duo's a poop head.
Day 4:
Teachwer let us go outside today. Wewena stawted bugging me again. I walked up to Wufei and twook his sword. Then he stawted to cwy weally weally woud and teachwer came over. Wufei's a pee brain. She say "Give me that sword young man and stay inside the rest of the day!" I say that I was gonna give it bwack aftwer I killed Wewena but she didn't wisten. She say that I have one more chance or I go to the pwinciple's office. Teachwer has a death wish.
Day 5:
Teachwer pwut me acwoss fwom Duo now. She say he seems wike one of my "fwiends." I shwook my head no but teachwer ignorwed me and gave Duo a piece of gum cuz he needed somethin cwalled sugar. I fwinally got done colowing my pictwure. I changed the pewson I was shooting to Wewena. Duo wooked ovwer at my pictwure and buwst owt waughing. He awso spit his gum in my hair. Aftwer he stopped waughing, he say "I'm sowwy" and puwl on my hair to get his gum bwack. I got weally mad and attacked him. Teachwer came over and pwulled uws apawt. She stawt to say my name but I puwl owt my gun and say "Omae o korosu!" Teachwer just wooked at me, so I pwull the twigger. She say "Hiiro Yuy! Hand over the water pistol and march your tiny little carcass over to the principle's office NOW!!" I say "Teachwer, what's a cawcass?" and she yell "GO!!" I couwld hear them waughing at me as I walked to the pwinciple's office. They're awl stupy-poopy stink face spoot heads who want to die a howwible death.
Later that night:
I twold Doctwor J. abwout what happened in schwool this week befwore I go to bed. He say "Shut up Hiiro and go to bed, you cannot blow up the school just because they made you sit in the corner all week." He twurned the lights owt. Doctwor J. is a mean spoot head. I yell "Please??" and he yell back "GO TO SLEEP!!" so I go to sleep. Doctwor J. is in fowr a big suwpwise when he wakes up tomowwow, heh heh.