A/N: I was listening to the song Cry, Cry, Cry just now, and was suddenly aware how good a Buffy songfic it would be if it was Die, Die, Die. So, here is the result!
Die, Die, Die
Everybody knows that you come out when the sun goes down,
I think you only stay here to see the blood of the town
You're wasting your time so I say bye, bye, bye.
Because when I come along, you're gonna die, die, die.
Soon your human-candies will all be gone
You'll turn to freakin' dust someday all alone
You'll run from me but I aint gonna lie, lie, lie.
When I walk into your homely crypt, you'll die, die die.
You're gonna die, die, die and you'll turn to dust,
Humans will be safer, let's face it; it ain't that unjust
You're gonna die, die, die.
I stay awake at night to wait 'til you come out,
I patrol the hell mouth to scour beyond doubt
That no vampires are about; shame you can't fly, fly, fly,
But if you could I'd still make sure you die, die die.
When your creepy face trick gets old, no one'll be scared - it's true!
And then you'll be glad I'm here to dispose of you.
With Willow's magic sunlight you're gonna fry, fry fry.
You won't escape from this, believe me you'll die, die, die.
You're gonna die, die, die, all because of me
That's right I'm the slayer, but you still don't foresee,
How bad you'll die, die, die.
Disclaimer: I do not own Buffy, Jonny Cash or 'Cry,Cry,Cry'.