I'm in a lulzy mood. So, uh, you get this. :D


Mr. Tumnus sat alone in his cave, waiting for his love. It had been days since they had seen each other, and he missed his love terribly.

Mr. Tumnus and his love had decided early on to keep their relationship a secret. They would meet out in the snowy woods in the dead of night, contently watching the moonlit snowflakes fall and sparkle like crystals.

Eventually two realized it was stupid to meet in the woods during snowstorms and trying to rationalize it with similes wasn't making them any warmer, so they decided next time they would meet in Mr. Tumnus' cave.

At last Mr. Tumnus heard the door to his cave open. He went and approached his love and planted a kiss on his love's cheek.

"Did Father Christmas bring any new toys?" Mr. Tumnus asked in a sweet, low voice.

Father Christmas laughed softly. "Only for you, my dear Tumnus."


And that's why Christmas didn't come to Narina. 8D