AU: So, yes. I have, indeed, seen multiple "ask whoever" stories, but decided to create my own. First fanfic on here. Go nuts. Flame, kill, review, whatever. (calls over Beyond Birthday, L, and Near.) We shall be answering your questions, if you decide to have any. I shall probably be updating every day/every other day. I have no life. So, I am B. Do not ask yaoi questions or anything above T rating.

BB: Shut up.

B: No.

L and Near: (exchange exasperated looks.)

BB and B: (glare at said idiots.)

Enjoy.