Author's Notes:

Yup.

Not much, since I'm not one for writing lemons.


Chapter One, and coincidentally, the only chapter.

Sapphire eyes fluttered in ecstasy as Astrid fell from her orgasm-caused high. Once her senses began to regain its normal functions, she became aware of a calloused hand running up and down her thigh. Lolling her head to the side, she flashed her lover an annoyed look.

"Just what are you doing, Ruff?"

"Mmm, let me have another go…"

She whispered hotly against her ear, her bare breasts brushing against her in a most sensual way. That was the thing about Ruffnut. Sure, she enjoyed receiving a good orgasm every now and then, but she much preferred to give them. To the point that her lover was rendered immobile for a while. And that was a problem.

Using all of her strength, Astrid moved over a bit in silent rejection before flicking her forehead.

"No."

Tugging the sheep comforter over her form, she rolled onto her side, not wanting to deal with her girlfriend's antics tonight.

"Aww c'mon baby… It's not my fault you're practically sex in yak boots." Once again, she was at her side, lightly caressing her body with want. "Just one more time. I gotta see the look on your face, hear those sexy moans of-"

"I will make you sleep on the carpet."

"Oooh, do you mean-"

"You know perfectly well what I mean."

A loud, over exaggerated sigh filled the air before Ruffnut climbed out of bed and slunk off to grab a pair of clothes. Sheep wool got a little itchy after a while. During this, Astrid took the time to get comfortable and prepare to sleep. Finally. They had been at it for a while now. The blonde was just about to fall into the abyss before…

With a possessive growl, Ruffnut flung herself at her, pinning her down to the bed. "Sorry babe, but I get what I want when I want it. You know, the Viking way and all of that crap you talk about."

Astrid gave her an icy glare, and as she opened her mouth to protest the actions, Ruffnut cut her off with her tongue. Smiling all the while, she began to tear the sheets from her body. Knowing full well that her lover was the strongest, and accepting the fun little challenge, she released her grip and instead placed her hands on her thighs, prying them apart with ease.

She was about to dip her head down for a taste before Astrid snatched her ponytails and yanked on them quite harshly. Letting out a yelp of surprise, she looked up at matching blue eyes.

"What the hell, woman?!"

"I told you no!"

A smirk quickly found itself on her face, and for a brief second, Astrid wished she wasn't so damn optimistic all the time.

"Yeah but you won't be saying that for long…"

"Don't you dare-"

She was quickly cut off as a low moan escaped her lips. Gripping the sheets with a frustrated grumble, she shut her eyes tight. That is, before Ruffnut's tongue dragged over her clit. This caused her to fall back against the sheets and her hands to make themselves comfortable in her lover's messy blonde hair.

Ruffnut purred in satisfaction as she lapped up her juices with vigor, her eyes flicking up towards Astrid, taking in her reactions with glee every now and then. Judging by the look of utter pleasure across her face, they would be continuing for quite a while.

"It's almost morning you know-"

"No speaking!" The demanding teen snapped as her grip tightened in her hair, giving her the signal to keep it up.

In case you were wondering, there is no way to train a sex-crazed female Viking.