Say Goodbye to Hogwarts
a parody of Billy Joel's "Say Goodbye to Hollywood"
Hermione's flying through Hogwarts tonight
Through the sky in a hot new firebolt
She joins the magicians in her light delight
It's a scene down at Crimson Gryffindor
Chorus:
Say goodbye to Hogwarts
Say goodbye to magic life
Say goodbye to Hogwarts
Say goodbye to magic life
Harry's taking care of things for a while
And his style fits right in at Dumbledore's school
Ron's got himself wishing he didn't have to play the fool
Now Harry can't keep an eye on Hermione
Chorus
Getting expelled is a chance you take
Anytime you tell a teacher "never"
Ron
Do a spell out of line
And you find that the grades you had
Are gone forever
Hermione
So many characters in and out of my life
Some will last
Some will just be now and then
Reading is a series of hellos and goodbyes
I'm afraid it's time for goodbye again
Chorus
(last half of song repeated)
Reading is a series of hellos and goodbyes
I'm afraid it's time for goodbye again
Disclaimer: Usually I don't do these, as obviously I am posting at a Harry Potter fanfic place, but I will now for Billy Joel.
Here is what his original song is. I just used "poetic license." Nobody sue me, yada yada yada.
Bobby's driving through the city tonight
Through the lights in a hot new rent-a-car
He joins the lovers in his heavy machine
It's a scene down on Sunset Boulevard
Chorus:
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye to my baby
Say goodbye to Hollywood
Say goodbye to my baby
Johnny's taking care of things for a while
And his style is so right for troubadours
They got him sitting with his back to the door
Now he won't be my fast gun anymore
Chorus
Moving on is a chance that you take
Anytime you try to stay together
Whoa
Say a word out of line
And you find that the friends you had
Are gone forever
Forever
So many faces in and out of my life
Some will last
Some will just be now and then
Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes
I'm afraid it's time for goodbye again
Chorus
(last half of song repeated)
Say Goodbye to Hollywood
Say Goodbye to my baby
A/N: I just finished my S.S. and Italian exams. I had fun. Seriously. Yeah, I know I am a weirdo, but I am not another
Hermione, not really. The reason I had fun because my essays were hilarious. I didn't even mean to make my S.S.
essay so sarcastic, it just ended up that way. My Italian ones... well, ::grins:: On the last full day of school (yesterday)
everybody was cleaning out there locker. Can you believe that one kid was going to throw out a perfectly good GREEN,
NEVER USED, FIVE-STAR notebook? All that was in it were a few homeworks for computer math in the pockets.
Consequently, I learned Pascal instead of studying volere. And I don't even take computer math! The whole purpose
of this note was to tell you why I wrote about Hermione instead of a more obscure character as I like to do.
A/N: Basically, this song means that Hermione is leaving because of a spell she did. Broke the rules! Hermione?! What did
she do...hmm... I don't know. You can take this either as a H/R fanfic (YEAH!) or a H/H. Whatever. As long as you are
happy. Incidentally, can you see Ginny and... no, not Harry... but Draco! I SO can. ::ducks wand waving, spell mutterings
and hippogriff clawing. And Parvati's twin's name is Shiva.