A/N Just a drabble that I came up with. Not very funny or anything, but I really needed to get it out of my head so I could actually concentrate on the things I should be doing…
High chance I'll change some of them later… but enjoy anyway.
Nobody really knew when the list had shown up, or who had even written it to begin with. All anybody knew that it was found one day in the mess, plastered to the wall for all to read:
10 Signs you know you have spent too much time with the Autobots:
1) You start yelling primus instead of god when pissed
2) Your curse vocabulary has at least tripled and includes words like frag, aft, slaghead and pit
3) You start to hear words and voices apart when spoken in Cybertronian
4) When, the moment you hear the sound of weapons transforming you either run to the nearest (relative) safe place, automatically grab for your own gun or simply ignore it and continue your current activity
5) You start trying to persuade kitchen appliances into working instead of hitting them the moment they start acting up
6) You simply walk ahead without looking up or sideways when several ton of metal suddenly appears either above or right next to you
7) You do not yelp, make spastic movements or even get nervous when you find yourself at least 4 times as high as you should be or when suddenly manhandled without warning
8) You have been threatened by death by means of a wrench for at least 7 times and still live to get threat number 8
9) You start talking to your car's radio whenever there is a song appropriate for the moment,
10) You start to eye every and all police cars with a certain degree of distrust
* Same goes for any military aircraft or helicopter
The next day another note was up, requesting all NEST personal to write their name when they were displaying at least 5 or more symptoms.
After a week, the only name that remained absent was Galloway.