The Carpal Tunnel of Love
A/n: I luv ritin storys! Its so fun. Plz dnt flam, I trid mi hardest on dis!
Chapter 1: AH! I ben kidnap!
Hi mi name iz Minako Dia Ross n im a 16 yr old ninja in da leaf village. I hav long purple hair wit black bangs wich evre1 says iz real cool. I hav orng cat eyes wich r also real cool. I ushully wear this black toob top that shows off mi skinny tummi n underneath is this hot pink halter. I also wear these cool glove things tht dnt go on mi hands but they go 2 mi sholder n also this black lether mini skirt n pink fishnets n those ninja shoes but mine r blk n they go 2 mi ne b/c tats so much cooler! I got mi eye brows tripl perced n I got da Monroe n da labret n da side of mi lip perced b/c tats cool n my ear iz perced 3 times!!1 n I also got a tato of a rose on mi hand b/c ppl tell me im beutaful lik a rose!!11 Im a anbu ninja b/c im powerful n haf a water dragon seled insid me wen I was born. Yikes! Sasuke iz mi bf n I luv him a lot evn tho his bruther iz prty hawt 2.
Mi n mi bffls Sakura n Ino were wlkn n da village wen Neji waked up 2 us.
'Hey Minako-chan ur lokin real kawaii 2day," he sad 2 me.
"Tanks Neji!" I sed n smiled at him b/c he was prty kawaii 2 but I was goin out wit Sasuke duh!!1
"U want 2 come wit me n wak n then ill buy u dat new panic at da disco cd. I no u luv dem n there prty tite!"
"I suppose dats cool," I sed n then I sed goodbye 2 sakura n ino n I went wit neji.
"Now dat ur friends rnt around ne mor I tink its time we went 2 mi house!" neji laughed.
"Wut do u mean?" I asked, scared. He punched me n then throw mi ovr his shulder n hten he tok me 2 his house n started to take mi cloths off.
"I'm gunna rape u n that bastard bf Sasuke cant do nuthin about it!" he laughed, "ahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!" I satred to cri.
"No plz I cnt lose mi virginity yet!" I began 2 scream. Den Sasuke busted in da window n drop kicked neji.
"Leave mina-chan alon!" he yelled, beatin Neji up. Den I seen it.
"Stop Sasuke! He iz unda orichimarus mind control! Dnt u fel da chakra?!11111111" I sed. Den he stoped.
"ya I can fel it now. I guess I got a lil crazy since u were n danga! Sry neji."
"its ok," he sed b/c I woke him up frm hiz jutsu. "im sry minako-san, I dint no wut I was doin. I buy u da patd cd neways as a sry present."
"Its ok neji," I sed, n Sasuke put his arm arund me n we left.
"I luv u so much Minako!" Sasuke sed n he kissed me!!111111 I wuz suprized.
"Well Im ur gf so of course!" I sed wen he broke away.
"dnt wry n dnt cri I will make sur tat tat stupid snake cnt get u," Sasuke sed n den he tok me home.
O dat wuz so sweet, Sasuke iz so nice! Plz, gud reviews!