Dun, dun, dun (drum rolls) Yes Lisa is back! For those of you who have read my first story 'God is a girl'. Will know this is part 2 of the story base on tournament storyline plus a few chapter of my own. Sorry for the wait, I may have to fix a few things here and there but everything is fine now.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its character.
Chapter 1: The beginning of dark tournament!
The Dark Tournament.
It is the fiercest fighting competition on either side of reality. Organized by human businessmen who make their fortune in the underbelly of the black market, and muscled by the most notoriously cutthroat demons Spirit World has to offer. Each millionaire assembles a team of five fighters, and the teams' battle to the death.
Sometimes, a special team is invited to the tournament as guests, made of fighters who have earned a reputation for causing trouble. Participation is not a choice for them.
This year, one such team exists. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, Hiei, and Lisa are this year's special guests. And so, it begins.
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"Urameshi and Lisa haven't show up yet. What could they be doing now?" Kuwabara wondered. He, Kurama and Hiei have been waiting for the ship that travels to Hang Neck Island, where the tournament is held, in a spooky forest along with other demons much to their anonymous.
"Why don't you worried about yourself Kuwabara. Have you gotten any better since our last fight?" Hiei said.
"You will see for yourself shrimp-boy" Kuwabara argued back.
A short wearing an eye patch captain suddenly come to view.
"Now, hear this, all ye scallywags! This here is the boat that'll take ye brave enough lads to the Hanging Neck Island. To the Dark Tournament! When ye enter this boat, there's no turning back. Now, all ye brave enough, let's go!" He cried out, motioning towards the boat.
"Hey, hold on for a second! Our team leader isn't here yet!" Kuwabara called as he walked up to the captain, looking around as if Yusuke could pop out at any second, which he could.
"Yeah? What's his problem if his not here? Rule says that if your late, yer a refuser. We'll send assassins to deal with ya!"" The captain growled out, irritable.
"There no need for that." A person suddenly shouted which is none other then our beloved Yusuke with Lisa following behind. Lisa is wearing a greenish robe and carrying a black handbag. All heads are turned toward them.
LISA'S POV
While traveling in the forest, I met Yusuke. He looks lost so we traveled together. His condition doesn't look too good but he still can make anime conversation. We then finally reached the clearing. Thank God.
"Yeah Urameshi, you look horrible, wait that just you." Kuwabara joked.
"Sorry guys but I hate nature and anything that has to do with trees so it took me a while to get here, plus the fact that I'm stiff and sore all over!" Yusuke said with a grin and he did look weird. Well, ya know, weirder then usual, kinda pale and shaky looking. That Genkai training must have really hurt like hell.
"Yusuke…" Hiei said quietly as he stood by the trees with a calm expression. Yusuke turned around to face him with a smile. Hiei became a flashing blur of light as he leaped at Yusuke with his sword unsheathed. I stood in between Kurama and Kuwabara as we watched this drama unfold.
"Wow, they so fast that I can barely keep up with my eyes." Kuwabara complained.
Yusuke managed to avoid all the blows and caught Hiei's blade in his fingertips. After that, he sighed and grinned down at Hiei who seemed perfectly calm. "Damn Hiei is this how you said hello to people now?"
"Hn, I don't know where you been all this time but it seem you have improve your skill a little bit." Hiei reply grinning.
"Improve a little bit. Oh man I say he improved a lot of bit!" Kuwabara almost yelled.
"Don't be discouraged. The fact that you can follow their moves shows that you have improved as well." Kurama said comforting Kuwabara.
"Yeah Kuwabara, you did improve but it just not as much as Yusuke. Guess he beat you again but trusts me. The training he took is really more painfully then your", I then smiled at him.
"Enough of this nasty distraction lets all get on board!" boomed the one eye captain.
ON BOARD THE SHIP----------
Kuwabara broke the silence. "Shoot, there nothing here but ugly monsters. I thought cruises were supposed to have pretty girls." He snickered under his breath. I was so close in almost murdering him if wasn't for Hiei who finally spoke from his spot on the rail. "I sure hope the island isn't as boring as this."
Kurama smiled but didn't look up. "We're not on vacation, you know."
I sighed 'at least thing won't get boring with them around. It's so fun to hear Kuwabara and Hiei little chit-chat'
Kuwabara sighed. "I know, but couldn't they at least just give us a place to eat? with pretty waitresses?"
I glared at him again, and might've smacked him if a voice hadn't interrupted us.
"Alrighty maties. Turn your eyes to the captain's deck." We all looked up curiously. "It's still going to be quite a time before the ship finds her way to the harbor. So we'll be having some entertainment to keep you from getting rowdy." Spoke the captain.
Kuwabara grinned. "Ooh! I knew it! finally some dinner and dancing!"
"Idiot…" I sighed, shaking my head. 'Demons don't dance, only fight'
The captain of the ship continued. "The preliminary battles of the tournament will be fought here on me trusty ship!"
"Say what?" Kuwabara yelled. Hiei reply as he looks up "Hn, a preliminary for the competition."
"Now that we can't go anywhere…" Kurama said. At that moment the boat began to shake, nearly knocking Hiei into the water from his railing perch. I grabbed Yusuke's asleep form for balance.
"Earthquake!" Kuwabara shouted waving his arm.
Hiei straightened himself. "Fool. There can't be earthquakes on the water."
Kurama stopped their banter. "Look!" He said, pointing to the center of the ship. It began to split open, forming what I knew would be the fighting ring.
"Woah! That thing's huge!"
I too, was awed by the ring's size. Man that was gigantic but it's a wonder why the ship didn't sink. I heard the demons around us begin to get restless.
"Perfect!" "Yes, I've been waiting for a fight all day!" "Maybe that human girl…" I shuddered holding the urge to blast his head off.
"Now, I'll tell it to you straight. Fifteen teams have already been chosen for the Dark Tournament. They're awaiting your arrival. That means, out of all you on my ship, only one team will compete in the dark tournament held on Hang Neck Island."
"Hold on, I thought that we were the special guests!" Kuwabara complained.
"This is the way they operate." Hiei said.
"All teams pick out your strongest man and bring him to the arena's portside. There they will fight in a Battle Royal, and whoever comes out alive gets to fight in the tournament."
I smiled. "Man, this is so pointless."
Kuwabara cracked his knuckles. "So, one big beat-down, huh? Guess I'll have to show them the brand new Kuwabara super attack!"
One of the larger, uglier demons stomped behind him. "Yes I do prefer larger battles. One-on-one always makes me bored."
One of the leering demons flashed his claws at me. "It's an excellent chance to sharpen my claws."
Yet another chimed in. "Now I can kill as many demons as I want to, after I turn that human boy Urameshi inside out, of course."
Kuwabara shrank back with freaked out looks on his faces "Uh-what did he say about the human?"
Kuwabara's eyebrow twitched. "You know, those guys are pretty big when you see them standing right next to you and everything…" He laughed nervously and pointed at Yusuke. "Hey! That's right! You're the one who wants to fight them! Well I guess as the group leader it is your responsibility." He realized Yusuke was asleep and shook him.
"Hey! Wake up Urameshi!" Yusuke didn't say anything in reply. "WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M SCREAMING AT MYSELF?"
"Stop it Kuwabara" Kurama said. "The training Yusuke went through was apparently immense. You must give him time to recuperate."
We all looked at Yusuke, who continued to sleep peacefully. Kuwabara let him go. "Well, then who's gonna fight with all the big monsters!"
"I am," I said as I stepped out. "Are you sure, I mean they are big, mean and scary!" He said while doing overdramatic effect.
I rolled my eyes and answered back coldly "In fighting, no size or gender matters. Or do you have a point against me too?" I then give him a death glare as I felt my aura rising. Kuwabara then hid behind Kurama, who sweat-drop, shook his head and mumbled 'of course not' quickly.
Hiei smirked. "Hn. It seems…we have a volunteer. Good. I'm anxious to see what you can do after our training."
"Are you serious? Kuwabara yelled. "What if she loses and we get booted from the tournament!" I smacked his head "Hello I am still here!"
Hiei simply answered "If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the boat before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain. "
"You don't have many friends growing up, do you?" Kuwabara shocked at Hiei's answer.
I ignored them and walked forward, hands behind my back onto the oversize fighting ring. I heard the demons talking about attacking me first. I am so god damn pissed.
"Hey, we gotta do something to warn Lisa or she will be chopped liver!" Kuwabara said. "They're all going to gang up on her and trapped her in a corner!"
"Patience, Kuwabara. Lisa can handle herself." Kurama said suspenseful but a little worried.
As the demon gang up on me, I was busy selecting which weapons I should use. While the others are gone I sometime do training by myself on other anime stunts but I like Law of Ueki best since it got so many skills I can copy from but let save that for the big tournament surprise.
Right now let use my basic weapon my glove named "Excelion," which has indestructible Orichalcon wires attached to it, and can be used to cut very deeply or grasp something very tightly, also come with inserted claw. It is extremely useful for multi-combat.
I turned my head around slowly to face them. At least seven huge Demons who didn't look too nice and they were all approaching fast toward me! I sighed and my glove started to glow as my spirit energy gathers. I then open my eyes shouting "Spiritual killer strings wave!" A wave of wires followed by a wave of energy fries all of them hitting every single Demon there; they all screamed although some got pushed off into the sea and drown.
"I'm sorry to say that the sixteenth team will have to be a human one! Urameshi's team will fill the sixteenth spot!"!" announced the captain. I jumped down from the ring and returned to my team. I got a smile from Kurama, a nod from Hiei and a snore from Yusuke.
"Wow… sorry about what I said earlier, you know I was just concern being a friend and all" Kuwabara joked. I could answer back just for the joke but demons began to surround us, forcing us into a circle.
"You really think we care about fighting by the rules!" said random demon 1 "There's only one way to find the best team on this boat." Said random demon 2
"I think they stole my idea." Hiei said. "We'll have to make them pay very dearly for that."
"Of course" Kurama said as he drew his rose.
"It's a free for all buffets then. Let go!" I smirked as I ready my glove claw.
Three of us jumped away leaving Kuwabara to fight on his own.
"Yeah!" Kuwabara shouted as a grey demon tried to strangle him. "Oh man" Kuwabara throw the demon overboard "what kind of idiot do you take me for?" he then summon his spirit sword.
"YOU THINK I CAN'T FIGHT, YOU LOUSY DEMONS? HA! WELL TAKE THAT! AND THAT! I'LL SHOW YOU!" Kuwabara was shouting as he slashed at the Demon: note to self, remind Kuwabara we've got two Demons on our team. I was enjoying this so much, watching OTHERS fight instead of me, when another Demon jumped at me. I smiled and did a quick back flip. As I avoided the attack and I cut him head off with my claw. 'At least we get a little work out'
"UH-OH! URAMSHI!" Kuwabara suddenly cried and we all turned to see that there was one more demon alive. And he was heading straight towards our resident sleeping beauty a.k.a. snoring Yusuke.
Just as the demon was about to kill him, a miracle happen or maybe by the power of randomness Yusuke get up and punch the demon unconscious.
"NO WAY, YOU OLD BIDDY! I'LL KEEP GOING! I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR GRAVE, YOU OLD LADY!" Yusuke shouted at the top of his lungs as he started to punch and kick at the invisible people who were tormenting him. How I wish I have a camera! Hmm…which did I like better, the screaming Yusuke or the silent one?
"Good now he finally awake" Kuwabara looking surprised.
"No he still sleeping" Hiei answered in a matter-a-fact tone.
"Right now?'
"Quit you stupid old lady" After a few more seconds, Yusuke collapsed back down against the railing again back to his slumber. Weird huh? I think he went drinking last night and gone nut or the training is pounding him in his sleep too.
"Even in his slumber Yusuke is reliving his training. His preparation should make us all jealous." Kurama suggested. Kuwabara then mumbles. "What are you mumbling about?"
"Hn, he trying to talk in his sleep while he awake." Hiei said as we start moving away from Kuwabara.
"Oh, hey! What happened to that fight we were in?" Kuwabara asked as he looked around quickly. Man is he slow or what. "Everyone dead" Kurama simply answered.
We then went to the front of the ship exclaiming the scenery of the island we will be landing soon.
"So I take it that Hang Neck Island. It's is going to be wild you guys. Everybody just make sure not to leave me." Kuwabara said looking well… dumb.
Half an hour later, we arrive at Hotel Kubikukuri. What a lame name for a hotel on an island. "So we are staying here?" Kuwabara looked around awed the lobby full of fancy rich people. "Wow! This is better then the pirate ship"
"The best of the evening: gentlemen & lady." A mad said, walking over to us. "The hotel has been expecting you. Please, follow me."
"I got a bad feeling about the people in here. I never trust grown-ups dressed that fancy." Kuwabara was saying.
As we walked up some stairs, the hotel guy regarded me curiously. "Will the lady require separate rooms?" They all stopped and gazed at me.
"No big deal, since Yusuke the main pervert is asleep I don't think I will have much problems at all." I simply answered.
Our rooms were spacious. "Wow they sure know how to make things pretty I never seen so many rich stuff in my whole life expect for Lisa's mansion." Kuwabara kept staring around the room. Anyway after we unpacked, room service delivered our coffee.
"Careful those fancy guys may try and poison us." Kuwabara said looking at the coffee cup suspiciously.
"Does that really make sense Kuwabara? Why would they bring us all the way here just to poison us?" Kurama said picking up his cup.
"The organizers want to see us fight. They will save their murderer attempt for tomorrow." Hiei said backing up Kurama.
"You guys can talk all you want but I am sticking to the old trusty aluminum, What about you Lisa. Are you agreeing with me too" Kuwabara simply answered taking a soda drink from his bag.
"No, I don't want coffee because it will keep me up all night and I love my slept. Second I have never drank anything expect for water, milk and tea ever since birth and I won't break the record now." I reply.
"What doesn't mean you never ever drink any soda drink at all?" Yelled Kuwabara freakout man. I sweat drop and nodded my head.
"Why is there only two coffee cups on the table?" Kurama suddenly said breaking the conversation.
"That the one Lisa and I not drinking-Duh. We just had this conversation…" Kuwabara replied.
"Yes then there should be three; one for you , one for Yusuke and one for Lisa"
"Wow do you think Urameshi drink in his sleep too."
We suddenly heard the sound of Rinku sipping his tea and stood up.
"How did you get in here?" Kurama asked.
"Maybe he must be hiding in the room before we even got in" Kuwabara answered as he kept looking at the door.
"I came through the door after you got here! Isn't that what good boys are supposed to do? Oops, I guess I forgot to knock, though!" Rinku said.
I rolled my eyes. He lucky he get to survive the tournament in the end. I could just maul someone right now.
He sipped the coffee again. "So you guys are the special guests, aren't you? You're so lucky! Having a girl with you and all!" I glared at him holding my anger. 'Save it for the tournament, hold it down'
Rinku balanced on his cup. "Oh, my name is Rinku, by the way. I'm on the Rokuyukai team that you're fighting tomorrow."
"Is that so?" Kuwabara questioned.
"I wish I was a guest! They don't have to go to all the boring ceremonies or meetings about the rules. You just show up here and fight! Guess you don't have to learn about all the prizes and final round stuff when you're gonna be dead soon!"
He looked at me with disdain and disappointment. "Somebody told me the guests would be special so I got excited. But you don't look special at all. Maybe I'll even beat you no hands!"
"Don't you think you're talking too much?" A voice said from the corner. We all turned and saw Zeru. Well, they didn't know it was Zeru, but I did. I never liked him. He is too arrogant for my taste.
"What? Who is he? Something is wrong. I didn't sense either of them coming!" Kuwabara said freak-out that his six senses had failed him.
Rinku ran up to Zeru. "Hey there Zeru! I was just saying how-Dee-do to our enemies!"
Zeru opened the door to our hotel room. "Enjoy your last night with the living. Let's just say that tomorrow will see you strongly resembling your coffee cup."
"What?" Kuwabara stupidly blurted out.
The cup suddenly spilt down the middle, spilling the coffee. But this noise hardly affects Yusuke at all, who snoring away on the couch peacefully.
"Now that's over, I should really get a shower." I said after the unwanted guests are gone. I stood up from my seat and went to the bathroom. "Ok… yeah I want the bathroom first." Kuwabara yelled.
"Where are you manners? It is ladies first in the hotel! So be it" I screamed from the inside. The others looked shocked at my outburst. "…." Sweat-drop
"Wow I never know Lisa could scream like that." Kuwabara shocked. "I guess Lisa don't like people getting shower before her." Kurama said shaking his head. Hiei just grinned and mumble' Hn'.
As the devil was to hunt them, Lisa suddenly came out of the bathroom, fully dress in the bathing robe the hotel provided and a towel was warped tightly around her head. "For your attention, yes I like to go to shower after spending a night slaying smelly demons on a ship." She then went to change in the closet which somehow fitted her.
Anywhere… after everybody took their shower. They faced another problem; what are they going to eat for dinner? Kuwabara won't stop complaining about being hungry effect his health and all.
"If you are that hungry and won't shut up until you are feed. I guess I have to sacrifice my secret stack of food I brought along." I said rolling my eyes. Now every guy in the room looked at me like I am a piece of steak.
I sweat-drop 'I don't think Kuwabara isn't the only one hungry. I am stuck with a human lunatic and two hungry demons just great my life can't get any better.' I thought.
"You have a secret stack of food in here where? WHERE?" Kuwabara shouted as he started shaking me like an overreacting idiot. 'Suddenly the thought of having a spare room sound like a good idea'. Kurama and Hiei glared at Kuwabara with their minds saying 'If you made us lose our chances of eating too, we will kill you'
"First get your hands of me off me" I flipped him to the ground. "Geez! Just wait would you; I have them inside my handbag." I unzip the handbag and started searching it thought it until I found what I am looking for. I took out four containers covered with metal foil. Each one had a name labeled on it.
Kuwabara kept drooling and staring at the containers like a dog. "Anyway… let see this one for Kuwabara." I throw one toward Kuwabara who caught and ripped off the cover and started gobble up the food stored inside. "Here your Kurama and your too Hiei. The last one is mine" I passed the boxes to the demons before eating my own dinner. The rest of the night was quiet.
I swear I was afraid for a while. Sometime the others are quiet scary too. The things I learnt during our training together are:
1. Do not piss of Hiei; as short as he is, he also has a short temper as well and does not take jokes lightly.
2. Never question Kurama intelligent; he will put his hair and cry a battle war outburst before launching himself at you. After he is done with you, he just buried you in a graveyard with his plant as your company. R.I.P rest in peace.
3. Do not let Kuwabara go hungry; he will become a mental man-eating human and chew off you head instead.
4. Whatever you do if you want to live do not at all cost let Hiei have 20 gallon of sweet snow even if he threaten you life. If you do he will go chibi. Trust me; demon becoming chibi is too much for me to handle.
5. Last but best advice. Do not in you entire life uses any attractive potion, spell or any others sort on demons. If you escape them raping you, consider yourself extremely lucky. Demons lust is as dangerous as shark in the water.
"Well good night guys" I said as I went to bed after our dinner. The others nodded and we slept for the night hoping that we can survive tomorrow, the first day of the dark tournament.
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Hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Although the first part of the story may be boring a little but at least the last part was funny. Please do review. This is me wishing you all a happy new year 2008. GOOD BYE!
P.S I Love To Annoy People
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