Ramirez Wolfen: Hello and welcome to the Sly and Crew Interview!
As before, I will be the host, and you send me questions and the characters will answer.
Carmelita: Cooper is here?!
Ramirez: Yes, of course.
Carmelita: (pulls out shock pistol) WHERE IS HE??
Sly: Right here, sugar fox.
Carmelita: You're under arrest, Cooper! I've finally caught you.
Ramirez: Maybe so, but where are you going to take him? There's no way out. No one can come in either.
Bentley: That's a relief.
Murray: I want a donut.
Ramirez: No.
Murray: Aww…
Ramirez: Anyway, let's get started on—
Chief Barkley: WHY THE HECK AM I HERE?! I'M JUST A MINOR CHARACTER!
Ramirez: Because I said so.
Penelope: So, Ramirez, Why are we here again?
Ramirez: (sighs) The fans are supposed to send me questions and I ask you and you respond.
Guru: (doesn't say anything)
Ramirez: I forgot you can't talk in plain English. Oh well, guess no questions for you Guru.
Neyla: (in seductive tone) Hi, Ramirez. You're looking sexy today.
(kisses Ramirez on cheek)
Ramirez: (sexually excited ) OH HECKZ YES! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD I LOVE YOU!!
Carmelita: Get out you traitorous filth.
Neyla: Jealous? Aw, poor thing you'll find some man one day.
Carmelita: (puts on Boots of Mass Butt-Kicking) I'LL KILL YOU, YOU CRIMINAL!! ( chases Neyla around room)
Sly: Sweet I love catfights.
Ramirez: Can we please move on to—
Chief Barkley: CARMELITA WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT THIS INSTANT!!
(timer goes off)
Ramirez: (exasperated) Oh, wow we are out of time and we did not get to my questions!! YOU PIECES OF WORTHLESS CRAP!!
Goodbye!