Okay so the idea of doing an A to Z type thing for Yu Yu Hakusho has been dwelling around in my mind for a while. So, yeah, I decided that I'd do one. I'm only going to update it when I'm really bored and I have nothing else to work on (at the moment, I waiting for my Beta reader to tell me what she thinks of a new story I'm working on (expect a new story "If It Kills Me" soon (ha, shameless plug.:P))). I know this one isn't really funny, but don't worry - it'll get better.:) That being said, like always - Enjoy!:D
Antiquing
Kuwabara had invited Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei to stay over at his apartment with him while his sister was away that weekend. Not that he was afraid of being alone in the apartment; he didn't want to be bored all by himself. Yusuke had taken this as an invitation to pull a prank on his big friend while he was asleep that night.
While Kuwabara was passed out on the couch, snoring loudly, Yusuke snuck into the kitchen and began rummaging around in a cupboard.
"Yusuke, what're you doing?"
Yusuke whipped around to see Kurama and Hiei standing behind him, their arms crossed over their chests. He laughed nervously and closed the cupboard.
"Nothing."
"Bullshit." Hiei coughed into his fist.
Yusuke made a face at Hiei and Hiei shrugged his shoulders, a smug look saying "what did I do?' on his face as he smirked.
"Fine, I'll tell you." Yusuke sighed, opening up the cupboard and taking out a big bag of flour. "I'm going antiquing."
"I think all the antique stores are closed by now, Yusuke." Kurama said, tilting his head slightly to the side.
"No, not that kind! It's different – it's hilarious!"
Kurama and Hiei blinked, staring at Yusuke. Yusuke rolled his eyes and walked passed them to the living room where Kuwabara slept.
"Just watch this." He said, shoving his hand into the bag of flour and grabbing a handful of it as he stood a foot away from the couch.
He took a step back, pulling his hand back then tossed the flour at Kuwabara's face. Kuwabara jerked awake and sat up, coughing profusely as he inhaled some of the flour. Kurama blinked then furrowed his eyebrows in confusion. Hiei smirked and snickered as Yusuke held his sides, laughing loudly and pointing at Kuwabara.
"Ha, you dumbass!"
Kuwabara wiped his face then glared at Yusuke.
"You just wait, Urameshi." He warned, shaking his fist at his friend. "I'll get you – you won't know when, it'll just happen."
Yusuke rolled his eyes, waving away his friend's threat as he turned and made his way to the bathroom.
"Whatever, Kuwabara. Man, my stomach hurts." Yusuke mumbled, rubbing his stomach as he disappeared into the bathroom. "I hope I don't have food poisoning."
Kurama turned to Kuwabara, his eyes wide.
"You didn't poison him, did you?"
Kuwabara gave him a look, a small smirk on his face as he held up a finger as if to shush Kurama.
"Wait for it."
The room was quiet for a moment until a loud noise came from the bathroom, as if somebody punched a hole in the wall.
"Gah! Kuwabara, you asshole!" Yusuke screamed from the bathroom.
Kuwabara snickered and lifted up a tube of super glue.
"Whoops!"