Here's a little oneshot I thought of about Naruto Sakura and Sasuke faking sick to annoy Kakashi because he's always late, except the plan backfires when one of the three genin actually starts feeling sick and gives it to the other two! Will Kakashi survive this irritating week?

Birds are chirping, village commotion is everywhere, genin are training with their sensei... Except one group of genin, what one? You guessed it; team 7. This group of young Shinobi are still waiting for their sensei to show up, however they're use to this. Although it doesn't mean that this painfully long wait doesn't get on their nerves, that's right. Team 7 wants their revenge of Kakashi-sensei. How will they get their revenge you may ask? Simple. They'll just ask their #1 devoted-to-getting-revenge-teammate-who-has-a-very-emo-like-attitude... Sasuke!

"Seriously?"

"Come on Sasuke! We both know you hate waiting just as much as us!"

"No way, why the hell should I help someone like you? Impatient idiot"

"Hey! This is also part of Sakura-chan's idea!" Sakura just stayed silent at this comment.

"Tch, fine.. But don't you even think of blaming me when we're done"

Heheh! Naruto innerly laughed. Sasuke is so easy to push over! That teme! The blond added. Sasuke would .in a thousand even when he kills his brother; tell Naruto and Sakura he is excited for this plan.

Anyways! On with their new mission! Revenge on Sensei! Which was eagerly named by the blonde nin.

"Hurry up teme! Why haven't you thought of anything yet'ttebayo!?" Naruto impatiently squawked for the fourth time in the last five minutes.

Sasuke ignored this comment and continued to think, he kept himself looking down with one leg bent against the tree the rest of his body was leaning on. The Uchiha was surprisingly deep in thought, Sakura was too but only so she wouldn't feel like another pressuring idiot like Naruto to Sasuke. "Shut up will you? I have an idea" He finally answered. Naruto grinned evilly at this and Sakura giggled.

Teleportation Style: Time skip Jutsu!

Kakashi walks over to the bridge seeing no familiar genin in sight. This wasn't enough to concern Kakashi, so he walked over the bridge were the team may sometimes also wait. However they weren't there either. Still, this didn't impact on Kakashi that much, yet the silver haired man activated his sharingan just incase so he can at least try to find them. After he finally feels what seems most likely their presences he goes over to where he believes his students are.

There are two ways to describe what Kakashi sees right now.

1) 3 sleeping genin close together under a tree next to a river.

2) 1 whining blonde who is bothering the black haired boy greatly & a very agitated pink girl laying close to each other under a tree next to a river.

Yup, that's his team.

However as Kakashi took a bigger look he noticed their clothes are wet, they also seemed to be shivering slightly & coughing every now and then. "Yo?" was all Kakashi said before taking the genin to the bridge.

When he was at the bridge he used this as a chance to get a better look at his students.

Sakura. Sweating slightly, wet clothes & sniffling.

Sasuke. Sweating little more, wet clothes & sneezing occasionally.

Naruto. Hardly sweating. Clothes nearly completely dry & groaning. However he seemed to be coughing a little.

"Okay then, who wants to be the lucky person who gets to tell me what the HELL happened to you guys?"

"We're sick Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto whined in a very believable tone.

"and would you like to tell me how?"

"I got in a fight with this stupid Uchiha next to me and we ended up falling in the river, but Sakura-chan helped us by diving in"

"I see, but how can you all get sick so fast if this happened not too long ago?"

"You are slower to meet with us than you think Kakashi" Sasuke answered seeming nasally.

"Well I guess that means we have no training, everyone! We're going to my place until you guys get better!"

Inner Sakura, Naruto & Sasuke:

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!? THERES NO WAY I CAN STAND ANOTHER TWO MINUTES WITH HIM! (Sasuke and Sakura talking about Naruto and Naruto talking about Sasuke)

Teleportation Style: Time skip Jutsu!

On the way to Kakashi's place the three genin whispered between each other.

"Dammit now look what you did Sasuke!"

"Idiot! If we let you make the plan we would've hardly got Kakashi to believe us!"

"Yeah Naruto! Stop being a jerk to Sasuke-kun! Oh and Sasuke-kun, do you need a tissue?"

"I'm fine.."

Now you may be wondering at this part in the story, what was Sasuke's plan? Simple. The three of them jumped into the river for a few minutes then when they thought their clothes were extremely soaked they hopped out. What caused the coughing sneezing and sniffling? Well, Sasuke put Sakura in a small genjutsu of him dying so she'd cry, of cause Sakura forgave him but she was still sniffling from her tears. Sasuke, has allergies so he simply smelt ten flowers and kept one under his shirt when Kakashi came. And Naruto? He just.. Pretended and tried to cough some how. Oh and the sweating! That was just water droplets on their foreheads. Such a quick plan yet it worked! Good job Sauce! *High-five's Sauce*

Also! Sasuke's allergies are still bothering him when they're walking back so that's why Sakura asked if he wanted a tissue. Next chapter coming soon!