Ways to Annoy Sesshoumaru...

1. Dye his mokomoko-sama bright pink.

2. Use the word "like" 15 times in a sentence referring to him, and make sure he hears it.

3. Claim that he only keeps Jaken around because he has "special talents."

4. Ask him if he likes mushrooms.

5. Ask him if he likes bananas.

6. Dress up in a banana suit and sing the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song in his presence.

7. Pointedly claim that he is female.

8. When he confronts you on this, ask him when he got a sex change.

9. When he asks where Rin is, claim that she is busy "playing" with Uncle InuYasha.

10. Smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

11. Smack him on the ass with a rolled up newspaper.

12. When he tries to kill you claim that you are disciplining a naughty puppy.

13. Put on fake cat's ears and hiss at him.

14. Ask if he models himself after Scooby-Doo.

15. Ask him if he's ever strained his eyebrow

16. Stare fixedly at his left eyebrow, and claim that the voices are sending you a message.

17. Refer to him as "The Fluff."

18. Wonder loudly why a supposed male would have pink tattoos.

19. Attempt to have a deep and meaningful conversation with him about anything in particular, like Chihuahuas.

20. Give him a Rorshach Ink Blot test, with each blot looking exactly the same.

21. Replace the tensaiga with a plastic Light Saber.

22. Beg him to do "His famous Darth Vader Imitation."

23. When he doesn't know who Darth Vader is, claim that you cannot tell him for fear of upsetting the force.

24. Initiate him as a Daisy Girl Scout, and then explain what exactly a Daisy Girl Scout is.

25. By any means possible, whack him a good one with a frying pan.

26. Tee-Pee his dragon.

27. (Direct rip from something else here, but I couldn't resist) While he is fighting somewhere, at some time, scream as loudly as possible: "YOU DROPPED YOUR POCKET!!"

28. Give him an empty can labeled "Pineapple Sauce" and see what he does with it.

29. Hijack his dragon, and somehow dye its scales fluorescent yellow.

30. Give him a pet monkey.

31. Refer to him as Mr. Squeegums.

32. Go crazy with a can of hairspray while he's unconscious. (See #25)

33. Politely ask him to stop peeing on all the trees with a lifted leg while nobody's looking.

34. Buy him some cheap doggy biscuits.

35. Offer to help him remove the icicle from his ass.

36. Attepmpt to engage him in a sparring match with a teabag as your weapon.

37. Make pointed comments about how sexy InuYasha is.

38. Photshop a picture of him, so it looks like he's groping Jaken.

39. Run up to him, shout "Shebang!" and collapse on the ground, tripping him if at all possible.

40. Give him a can of pepper spray to fight off all those "nasty perverted men who'd take advantage of a young girl like him".

41. Attempt to teach him the Chicken Dance

42. Tell him very seriously that you're always there for him when he needs to talk about his feelings.

43. Stare at him in the creepiest way possible, and then when he gets frustrated enough to actually make a comment, tell him in an airy sort of voice that from the right angle his head loops like a poptart.

44. Insist that he count the number of licks to the center of a tootsie pop.

45. Follow him around for the entire day, and count carefully. After he says more than 10 words, scream excitedly, and jump into the air, yeling that "It's a record!"

46. Buy him a ferbie.

A/N: Am I evil, or what?

On an interesting sidenote, did you know that Mokomoko-sama (his boa thingy) literally translates as Mr. Fluffy Fluffy?