Intro: I was in a public library right…so my friend comes over and he's like dude! And I'm like DUDE! And he's like cool, a new webpage called fan fiction opened up… write like a inuyasha piece dude! So that's what I'm doing yo!
"Wake up! Wake UP you demon half-wit!" says ?
"ya, ya I'm up Miroku! Now stop screaming or I'll cut out your lungs… Anyway you should be getting ready instead of yelling at me, the auditions are today." Says inuyasha
"O ya I remember now! That's why I have a script for this monk guy!" says miroku
"miroku…can you honestly tell me you forgot about my tv series opening? You stayed up yesterday watching family guy re-runs and smoking wheat grass just to celebrate your future role as a monk!" said inuyasha
IN THE STUDIO
"Dang….I can't believe the jeep blew a gasket after I had that random mechanic outta nowhere fix it up!" says dazed miroku as he looks at the set.
"YOU WHAT? sigh never mind" says angry inuyasha
ACT 4 SCENE 8 READY
(this is miroku) Um…err...I shall save ye fair lady sango from the demon by using mindel unnel, I mean shimd gunnel , I mean wi-wind tunnel! Stutters miroku
HAHAHAHAH NEXT
LATER AT THE ACTOR'S BUFFET
"Man I can't believe I didn't get the part!"
sango actor walks by…
"hey there lady wanna get to my apartment? Your face is like a gold, yet your hair is like a river that makes my soul shiver your eyes are radient like the sun… what do you say we get some BBQ and hit the road?" asks miroku
SLAP
HEY SON (director) WE NEED A GUY LIKE YOU TO PLAY THE MONK… YOUR RE-HIRED!
"sweet…." Say miroku and inuyasha at the same time
"O god!" says actress-sango
R&R AND THERE WILL BE MORE!