Since our first story was deleted...here is the new version with a story part so it wont be deleted...hopefully. Anyways enjoy!
List of rules in the Avengers:
Rule #1- Don't walk behind Thor unless he knows you're there; you will startle him.
Reason*It was Michael's first day as an assistant for the S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents. He was excited to be able to work with the Avengers themselves! As he made his way into the kitchen to fetch a cup of coffee for Tony Stark, he noticed none other than the God of thunder rummaging around in the cabinets looking for something to eat. Without a word Michael walked behind Thor to grab a coffee mug. Unfortunately Michael bumped into Thor who took his hammer and swung it right into Michael, yelling out 'IM VERY STARTLED'. Michael's funeral was held the following week.*
Rule #2- Please don't leave anymore trails of skittles for Captain America to follow. It's not funny. Well, not to him anyway.
Reason*Tony and Bruce had bought a 75 cent bag of skittles from the vending machine in the Helicarrier. They got the idea of leaving a trail of skittles that started at Steve Rodgers, also known as Captain America, door all the way to the science lab where the would casually wait. After setting up the trail and knocking on Steve's door, the two science bros ran back to the lab and hid. They poked their heads out the window to find Steve on his hands and knees crawling after the trail of skittles picking one up at a time. He crawled all the way to the laboratory door to find the two men standing and watching him. Immediately Steve got embarrassed, picked up the last skittle, and ran off yelling 'JUST BECAUSE YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS OF SKITTLES DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO USE IT FOR EVIL'*
Rule #3- If you don't want any trouble, I would suggest you not steal Thor's sandals.
Rule #4- Thor is not allowed to wear only his sandals to meetings. It disrupts the worksite.
Rule #5- Please only buy Bruce stretch pants…this is for obvious reasons.
Reason*One time Bruce was wearing a pair of skinny jeans that one of the assistants bought. He got angry. They didn't stay on. Everyone who was a witness had to go to therapy.*
Rule #6- Be aware that even if Steve doesn't seem upset by the homosexual comments doesn't mean that they don't affect him.
Reason*After waking up from a nap one day Steve found his shield tampered with. In black sharpie the word 'queer' was writing in large bold letters. He let out a soft cry, "Im no queer" he whispered as he slid on his skin tight spangly uniform.*
Rule #7- Please note that going anywhere near Tony Stark's teddy grahams could end with you being locked in a dark padded cell with only Nickelback playing.
Reason*Fury was walking down the hallway of the Helicarrier when he heard the sound of Nickelback blasting in one of the near rooms. Fury pounded on the door where it was coming from eventually having to use his gun to shoot the lock off to open it. What he found was stomach churning. He saw one of the new Agents curled up in the corner of the dark room rocking back and forth. Fury shot the speakers that had the music playing and ran over to the Agent. "What happened?" Fury asked kneeling down beside the man. "Don't…eat…the teddy grahams…" he said before passing out. "STARK!" Fury yelled knowing exactly who the culprit was.*
Rules #8- Please don't pop balloons anywhere near Thor; they are loud and hurt his ears.
Rule #9- Just let Bruce win when you are playing super Mario brothers together. If he doesn't win...you will most likely end up buried in the graveyard across the street.
Rule #10- Do not disturb Thor while he is watching his favorite show, ICarly.
Reason*Natasha, who was told by Fury to gather up the Avengers, walked up to Thor to ask him to join them in the meeting room. "Thor, Fury wants you-" "HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM DEVELOPED BY THE HEAVENS, YOU WITCH!" Thor screamed standing up and punching a fist in the air. Natasha slowly backed away after seeing ICarly playing in the background. Thor could not make it to the meeting.*
Rule #11- Please don't eat crackers in the bathroom. We know its you Steve. You.
Rule #12- Take note that the rule above doesn't just apply to crackers, cookies and other snacks also count…Thor.
Rule #13- Just keep in mind that if you want another cup of coffee you only need to politely ask one of the servers. There is a shortage of cups now that Thor has discovered coffee.
Rule #14- Be aware that Steve has a serious sleep walking problem. DO NOT wake him as he will try to stuff you into the refrigerator.
Reason*Clint was walking around in the middle of the night keeping an eye on things when he saw into Steve. "Steve!" Clint called unaware of the fact that Steve was actually sleep walking. "Steve!" Clint called again running up to the man dressed in his red white and blue pajamas. Clint put a hand on Steve's back to immediately set off a panic in Steve. "AHHH!" Steve screamed picking Clint up over his head and began running down the hallway towards the kitchen. "NO STEVE NOT THE FRIDGE!" Clint yelled trying to get away from the crazed man from the 40's. Unfortunately he was unable to and was quickly stuffed into the refrigerator.*
Rule #15- Please be aware that if you are to make Bruce angry, be sure it's in a large environment. He panicked when stuck in the cupboard.