Summary: A girl from a nearby school has her eyes on Artemis and he would need a little help from Holly to get rid of the annoying stalker.
Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl. I do however own Hannah and Tiffany in this story. (I finally own something!)
An Artemis Fowl Stalker
Chapter One: He's my future husband!
"That's him! That's my future husband! Isn't he hot!" shrieked Hannah to her best friend Tiffany as she leaped for joy at the sight of Artemis Fowl.
Tiffany rolled her eyes and wonder what she did to get herself in a situation like this where she and her friend were low enough to start stalking a guy. Hannah's eyes followed Artemis as he came out of Saint Bartleby's Public School for Young Gentlemen and entered a slick back limo.
After Artemis's limo was out of sight, Hannah and Tiffany exposed themselves from their secret hiding place which was behind a bush. They had come here often to check out hot guys from Saint Bartleby's. It was mostly Hannah's idea.
"You didn't answer me Tiff. Is he fine or not?" laughed Hannah as she checked herself in her handheld mirror that she always brought along with her. She started applying an extra layer of powder and fixing her long blond hair.
Hannah was a rich conceited girl that went to Saint Bartleby's Public School for Young Ladies which was practically next door's to Artemis's school. Tiffany also goes to the same school as her and is constantly dragged along to do foolish things that Hannah comes up with. Lately, Hannah's new target has been Artemis Fowl the second.
"Um. He's okay. He's too pale and lanky though. Are you really intrested in a weakling like him?"
"Shut up!" started Hannah which did shut Tiffany's mouth. "Don't you dare insult my love. He is the best man that I've ever seen in my life. Do you believe in love a first sight? I know that we are meant to be just by one glimpse of his beautiful and perfect face. He hasn't really seen me up front yet but if he does, I know that he will go crazy over my zesty body."
Tiffany gave Hannah the 'You are weird look'. "Zesty? When did we start using the word zesty!"
"I don't know. I know that my life is going to be in his hands one day. I have to make him mine as soon a possible. A perfect hottie like him is bound to have many girls after him. You don't know how vicious girls are now a days. They would even kill to get their man and to protect them. So gotta get em while they're there."
Tiffany was confused. "What do you actually see in that guy? I think he's just some geek who's a mama's boy. I don't understand why you are getting so worked up over him."
Hannah closed her compact mirror and looked at Tiff oddly. "Have you ever been in love? Do you know how it feels to love someone. I'm in love with that guy and if you are a friend, then you should support me. Give a little respect to my boyfriend and I will respect yours someday. Though I do question your taste in guys. All your crushes so far have been on our professors at school. Now, I must get home and prepare for my AIM plan." Hannah smiled happily thinking about Artemis.
"What's AIM? You gonna instant message him or something?"
"No stupid. I can't believe how I have such an idiotic friend. Although it would be a good idea in chat online with him. AIM stands for a lot of things, but it doesn't necessarily have to mean AOL Instant Messenger. In my case, it stands for my Artemis Is Mine plan. Get it now dumbass?"
Tiffany gave her the 'Oh! I understand' look.
"Now," Hannah continued as she saw her ride coming her way, "I'm not going to be around school for a week or so. You have to perform the duty of a friend by taking good notes and doing me homework okay?" With that, Hannah boarded her ride home and left Tiffany alone. Sometimes she wondered why she was Hannah's friend.
Inside the car, Hannah starts forming a plan to get her prince. At night time, she had a beautiful dream to her marrying Artemis and being Mrs. Fowl the second. She laughed so loud in her dream that she woke up her whole mansion. On the other hand, Artemis was having some sort of nightmare. At first it was about him marrying the love of his life, an energetic redheaded girl whose face was concealed in the darkness. When the veil was taken off, Artemis saw a blond maiden in her place. An evil laughter coming from the blonded one caused him to shiver with fear.
A/n: Review please!