We're WHAT!
Chapter One
Lily – lalala…Yes,me,Lily Evans,have finally made it to the top..head Girl!Now,time for me to see which other fool made it top the top..
James – AHH! Evans!
Lily – The HORROR!Where's the toad I wanted?Why YOU?
James –AHH!Evans!
Lily – Oh,good lord,what have I done to deserve such treatment?What!
James –AHH!EVANS!
Lily – Ok,I'm gonna need you to stop doing that.
James –AHH Eva…I mean….Y you!My llife is over!
Lily – Shut Up, you fucked up arsehole!Let's –no,there's no LET"S is me and you.Why don't I go to Dumbledore,and You follow at the back?
James
– No.
Lily –It's not a question,it's an order!
Lily – Dumbledore!-sir!
James – Dumbledore,you son-of-a..!
Dumbledore (A/N Let's just call him DD,shall we?) – Hey!Stop right there!
James –HOW could you put this little as the Head Girl and me as head boy!OUTRAGE!Why couldn't you put..grabs a passerby Gryffindor girl's hand HER as head Girl! Let's go off girl's hand Girl starts screaming,scarlet in the face,"JAMES TOUCHED ME!MY LIFE IS COMPLETE" and jumps out of the window
Lily -hmpf
James - looking smug See?At least I would have gotten along with her!
DD – oh you will,belive me,you will.In fact,you'll be getting along from right about…
black out..lights go out
DD - -now.
Lily – What the hell is going on?ja-Potter!Dumbledore?-Sir!
James – oh,so now we know that Lily is scared of the dark!
DD- well,TOUCHE!
LIGHTS COME BACK ON
Lily – Yea?At least I don't wear pink underwear,and I'm a girl!
DD – Touche again.
James – How do YOU know I wear pink undies?
Lily – DUH,I can see it!Yu're wearing your skirt WAAy too low,Potter.
James – Skirt?what skirt?Who skirt!
Lily – Hey!I was wearing oink undies…and a skirt!
James – No,SERIOUSLY,what skirt!
Lily – wait a second!There's no breeze!I can't feel the breeze around my privates!
James – and I feel light and airy…
J & L – Uh-oh
DD – This will be interesting..
END CHAPTER ONE