My dear Manny of Slimfast, you are very dear to my stomach. I have told you all about my many escargo adventures...and although i have told most of them...i haven't told you all of them...
ThE EPIC OF FATHERSPIPE: THE 4 PART TRILOGY
It was the eve of the Penile day. The day when 50 years ago the Glashmorphite was slain by the fearless faggots known as the True American Heroes. Their leader, Kyle Pug the most faggot of them all. I was walking down the lane when i meet the now deceased Suburbia. The day may come when men fail but a dick in one hand is better than 2 in the ass. For it was fortold the Great Suburbia would lead the charge against the Malonster and his faithful minions. Suburbia told me about a legendary scavenger hunt. This wasnt just any scavenger hunt. The reward was a life time subscription to Brazzers and 3 minutes in the ring with the Vaginal Mave. This is where the story begins. Now the scavenger hunt had been going on for 4 days and the top team, The Faggots of Dawn, or also known as the tuba show, were in the lead with 80 points. But there was a legendary item know as Fatherspipe. This wasnt just an ordinary pipe. This pipe was known to cause undesirable desires. So i told Suburbia lets go get it. But there was one thing he forgot to tell me. That Fatherspipe was Fathers dick. And now the lustful wariors go on the journey to get fatherspipe.
To be continued...
part 2: introducing the fruitful warriors known as CrazydrLOVE and the Saint John Louis