Glitter Bending
Disclaimer: I know Avatar has it's funny and crazy moments, but this crazy? C'mon, it's obvious this isn't mine.
Summary: Aang discovers that the Avatar is graced with the power to bend something other than the elements. One more powerful and awesome than all the elements combined. Crack!fic
A/N Hey, this is my first The Last Airbender fic. Woot woot! Hopefully you guys like this and that this is a good way to first join the fandom.
I've always, and shall always, love the series. It wasn't until recently, when I discovered The Last Airbender on Netflix, did the obsession come back. My cousin also happen to be visiting at the time and is also obsessed with the show, so we had these huge marathons with all our favorite and least favorite episodes. I also had happen to have had gone to a party the night before and got glitter bombed multiple times, so I was covered in glitter for a few days. And because of the lack of sleep we got from constantly watching The Last Airbender, we came up with the fabulous idea of glitter bending and I just couldn't get it out of my head, so I wrote this.
So hopefully you guys enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing this. I cracked up a bunch while doing so :) lol
Please read, review, and most of all, enjoy! :)
xoxo bookfreak1317
"Guys guys guys guys guys! You guys are never going to believe what I discovered I can do!" Aang screamed excitedly as he ran into the camp, not able to wait to show his friends what he could now do.
"Aang, what is it?" Katara asked, wondering what could make her friend so happy and excited. Not that she didn't love seeing him like this, she absolutely loved it (she blushed at the thought), but she was curious.
"Yeah TwinkleToes, you're just radiating happy." Toph said, relaxing against a boulder.
"It's so amazing and is the best thing in the world!" Aang exclaimed, stopping in the middle of the Gaang to catch his breath. As soon as he discovered his new talent, he ran straight back to the house and didn't stop.
"It better be." Zuko snapped angrily, sitting up to glare at the young Avatar. "You missed your morning training. A true Firebender is ready to train at sunrise."
"I was up at sunrise! But I kinda got distracted..." Aang trailed off awkwardly, rubbing the back of his neck, smiling sheepishly.
"Okay. Could you tell us what you discovered now?" Sokka asked impatiently. "I really wanna know what could make you this excited."
"Okay. I learned that I can bend something other than the elements." Aang explained. "I had been going through Sokka's stuff earlier,"
"Hey! Why were you going through my stuff?.!"
"I was looking for my whistle for Appa, since you were the last one to have it. And which I found it, in the outer pocket of your bag." Aang explained, pulling out the whistle.
"Oh."
"Yeah, but anyway, while I was going through Sokka's stuff, I ended up getting thoroughly covered in bright, neon pink, glitter. And I couldn't get it off no matter what I did, so I just gave up and went to the training area." Aang explained, shuddering as he remember the amount of glitter he had been covered in.
"Why do you have glitter in your bag?" Katara asked Sokka, not understanding why her brother could possible need bright, neon pink, glitter.
Sokka blushed as everyone turned to stare at hum. "It was for Suki. I know how much she likes glitter, and I can tell she hates her Fire Nation outfit, so I thought she could use it to make the outfit better and more, uh, her."
"Awe, I have the sweetest boyfriend in the entire world!" Sukie gushed, kissing Sokka on the cheek, causing him to blush again, and Zuko and Toph to gag.
"Anyway," Aang continued, getting everyone's attention back on him. "While I started training, I kept getting distracted by the sparkly, brightness of the glitter so I was really angry and aggravated. And I just kept wishing the glitter would just fly off of me, and when I threw my arm out in an attempt to get the glitter off, this happened."
Aang then took a step back, reached into a side pouch to grab some glitter before dumping it on his arm. He then threw his arm out and, the glitter flew off of his arm and followed the movement of Aang's arm and hand.
"Oh my god, you can bend glitter!"
Everyone watched in shock and awe, as Aang bended the glitter. He made them do flips, he made mini tornados, he even made a glitter whip.
"That is the coolest, and the most stupid thing, I've ever seen." Zuko said, watching Aang make the glitter form into miniature Appas and Momos, and making then making them fly around the real Appa and Momo, confusing the animals.
"I know right?" Sokka said, watching Aang form the Appas and Momos into a clone of Aang, and it looked exactly like him, except for the fact it was sparkly and glittery of course.
"I have no idea what is going on, besides the fact you're all saying Aang can now bend glitter." Toph said, not bring able to feel what was going on because everything Aang was making was floating in the air.
Aang then turned his duplicate into a duplicate of Toph and made it walk on the ground and start 'Earthbending' glitter rocks, which Aang also made.
"That. Is. So. Cool!" Toph exclaimed excitedly, as she felt her glitter duplicate bend glitter rocks.
"I know right?" Aang exclaimed, making the glitter Toph throw a glitter rock at Zuko's head, causing everyone to laugh when they saw the Firebender's now pink and sparkly hair. "I think I've finally discovered how to defeat the Fire Lord!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're suggesting you defeat the Fire Lord with glitter?" Katara asked, shocked. She found it adorable and funny how much fun everyone was having with the glitter bending, but defeat the all powerful Fire Lord with glitter? It was insane!
"Yes! Exactly! It's genius, isn't it?" Aang asked, proud of his idea. Usually Sokka was the one coming up with the ideas, but finally Aang came up with a great idea by himself.
"That's insane!" Katara exclaimed. "You all agree with me, right?" She asked the rest of the group, expecting them to agree.
"I think it's genius."
"Me too."
"It's a butt kicking idea."
Katara couldn't help but gape at Toph, Sokka and Suki. "I can't believe you guys! This is the most stupid idea in the world! Aang is going to get himself killed if he tries to destroy the Fire Lord with Glitter bending! Zuko, you agree with me, right?" She asked, hoping the Firebender could help her prove to the rest of the Gaang that this idea was insane.
"Actually, I think it's a great plan."
Everybody gaped at the Firebender.
"You do?" Aang asked surprised.
"Yeah." Zuko said, shrugging.
"Why?" Sokka asked, surprised Zuko was agreeing with them on something.
"Because my father won't be expecting to be attacked with glitter. Aang could blind him with the glitter and then make a sword and kill him. End of story." Zuko explained.
"But still, it's too dangerous!" Katara exclaimed, wanting everyone to see it her way.
"Everything we do is dangerous, Sugar Queen. So get used to it." Toph snapped at Katara.
The two girls then glared at each other and before they could get in a cat fight, Sokka spoke quickly.
"Now Aang, why don't we go practice your Glitter Bending and figure out the plan?"
"Okay!" Aang said excitedly, before running off, everyone but Katara following.
Katara stared after the group for a few seconds before banging her head against the wall.
"Every." Bang. "One." Bang. "Is." Bang. "Cra." Bang. "Zy."
Appa and Momo watched Katara in interest, wondering why the human girl was upset at their Master and friend for making pretty shapes with that sparkly, pretty stuff.
After Katara finished banging her head, she quickly healed the bruise that was forming and turned to look at the animals.
"You guys agree with me that they're crazy, right?" Katara asked, wanting to know that she wasn't the only one who thought that way. Even if they were animals.
The animals glanced at each other, then glanced at Katara, before Momo squeaked and Appa roared, before they walked off after the rest of the Gaang.
Katara let out a groan and fell backwards to the ground. "Even the animals are crazy. What am I supposed to do now?"