This is a FF8 Fan Fiction that takes place after the whole ordeal of the game. Everyone is still at the Garden and are still mercenaries. But this is a comedy. Squall has become a Card Fanatic obsessed with the game. Selphie is always throwing parties and getting drunk. Quistis has decided to raises Chocobo in an extension added to the Garden. Zell is now in love with Selphie and is Constantly trying to win her heart…when she's sober. Irvine turned the training center into a miniature golf course and now runs the shop. Then there's, Rinoa, she decided to have a joyride in the Ragnarok and is now in the newly added Balamb Prison for no less than 5-10 years.

Chapter 1: Why Plus Why?

"Can't you give me just one more?"

"Sorry squall but I can't give you any more free cards. Come back when you have money."

"Damn you Irvine! Can't I just give you an IOU?"

Irvine slams his hand on the table, "You already owe me five hundred thousand gil!"

"What If I sell you this?" Holds out his Gunblade, "It's gotta be worth a few cards?"

Irvine slams his hand against his head, "You have to be kidding? …If you want them that bad I trade them to you. But this is the last time, the next time I see you here it better be to golf!" Reaching down he hands squall a box, "This is a box of level 8 boss cards. It'll be hard for you to lose."

Squall grabs the box quickly, "I have a fool proof strategy, no one will ever beat me again." Searching the cards Squall jumps, "Hey! There's a Shiva card in here! Awesome"

"I swear, I think squall has lost it since Cid quit and put Zone in charge."

"Excuse me mister," Looking over the Counter Irvine sees a little boy.

"What is it little guy?"

"umm…I was wondering if, umm…do you sell balls here?

"Of course I do little boy." Reaching down he pulls out a bucket, "would you like red balls, black or blue?"

The Kid begins to laugh, "HAHA! You sell black and blue balls to little boys!" Running away the little boy high fives another two guys. Irvine then throws a putter at them causes them to scatter. "Damn kids and there hijinks."

At the same time in the newly established bar that replaced the parking lot.

"Hey barstender, gives me anudder." Selphie says as she lays face down on the bar counter.

"I think you should get off the bar first."

"Your no fun, fun, no, no fun…hahaha." Grabbing a bottle of beer Selphie jumps up and falls on the ground. Getting back up she swings the bottle around and almost falls back down, "Does any shexy guys out thur want to dance? I can really boogie down." Walking over she leans on a couple guys, "I'll "dance," with two guys if you want.

Walking onto the dance floor she is joins by one of the guys. Once on the dance floor the music begins to play and the two begin to dance a rather…intimate dance.

Turning around to face the guys after being rather close to each other, she begins to make out with the guy until the other guy runs out of the bathroom, "Joey!" He screams to man, "how could you?" Beginning to cry the man runs out of the bar.

"Frank! Wait!" Pushing Selphie away he chases after the man screaming, "I'm Sorry!"

At that time Zell walks is with a hotdog in hand, Hey Selphie I'm back did you- Selphie? Did you get yourself drunk again?"

Getting off the dance floor she raises her hands in the air, still holding the bottle, "Zell!" Nearly falling she wraps her arms around Zell, "You know, you could take advantage of me right know and I might never remember."

Zell just stares at her, "Not even all the booze in the world would make that a good idea." Reaching down he picks her up and starts to carry her out the door.

Selphie Grins, "Your very eager aren't ya Zelly boy."

All Zell can do is sigh, "You are gonna have such a hangover." Walking out the door everyone hears Zell scream, "Oh god, why on the shirt? I just had it washed yesterday!"

Later in the Balamb Prison

"King to Queen 5." Rinoa says as she moves a chess piece. "And that would be check. Getting up she moves to the other side of the table, "Damn you skills, let's see, hmm, I know. Rook the Kings 3. Now you lost you Queen." Moves back again, "Knight to queen 2. And checkmate, ha, I win."

Walking up to the cell Seifer give her a weird look, "You done?"

Jumping Rinoa Runs up to the Bars, "I can do what I want, got that? Anyway did you bring the goods?"

"Yes, yes, here it is," Reaching out he hands her a box, "Chutes and Ladders just like you wanted."

"Excellent, now I can beat her at another game!"

"…"

"You still here? Can't you see I wanna bust this out?"

"Do you remember our deal?" Seifer grins, "You said you would make-out with me if I brought it."

"Okay come closer and close your eyes." Looking under her bed she whispers, "Psst, Angelo, are you ready?" Lifting up her dog she lets it lick Seifer's face and mouth. Letting her dog go back and hides she laughs a little. "You can open your eye now."

Wiping off his face, Seifer throws away the tissue, "You kiss better than I remember. Just tell me when you need another game." Walking back up the stairs he hears Rinoa begins to break into a fit of Laughter. Puzzled Seifer stops, "I'm not that bad of a kisser am I? Better go practice on teddy some more."

At the Classroom we rejoin Squall

Squall is in the middle of a two out of three game with the Trepies. "That's a win for me and a win for you."

Quistis walks in at that moment and watches Squall, "You know you really need help."

"Not now, playing."

"How about we make this interesting," says one of the Trepies, "Let's all put something on the line."

"Okay," Grins Squall putting down a card, "If I win I get all your cards."

"Fine, and if we win we get Her." They all point at Quistis.

"Deal"

Quistis grabs Squall by the arm and drags him away, "Who gave you permission to bet me?" She kicks Squall, "I'm not doing this." She begins to walk away

Grabbing her by the arm Squall get on his hands and knees, "Please Quistis, I can't lose they only have one card left to play I can't lose. PLEASE!"

"Fine, but you owe me." Walking back in the both sit down. "It's a deal."

"Good, I play this, and with the plus effect the score is 7 cards for me and 3 for you."

"…"

"AHHHHHH! SQUALL YOU IDIOT!"

"You ours now instructor." They all grab her by the arms, "Let's go have 'fun'."

"I'll Get You For this Squall!"

Squall crosses his hands and tilts his head, "That plus rule get me every time."