This has been translated from lap-land a-go-go-ese into English for your convenience.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or plotlines from the Georgia Nicolson series, they belong to Louise Rennison but I do wish they belonged to me.
Hello Everybody!
I got the idea for this fanfic after reading an answer to a question on my dear friend MissGeorgee's profile about writing a Sven story. So I hope this story pleases you all, it's set at the end of/after SITNOP. I wasn't sure how to write in Sven's language :P.
Ta ta,
SoBo xx
P.S. please excuse my dates/times at the start as I currently do not own a copy of the book (shocking, I know).
It's a Sven World After All
Chapter 1 – No one appreciates a good yodel anymore
Saturday 28th September
At the groovin' club
All of the people at club are outside watching Dave and Massimo fight over young Georgia. This is exactly what I came to England for.
Rosie explained to me that they were having a "fisticuffs at dawn fandango" because Dave did the twist with Georgia. I do not understand because where I come from the twist only means you want to snog the life out of someone.
Oh. Now I understand.
5 minutes later
This is more fun than snogging Rosie! There is a big group of us surrounding the boys and chanting, I wonder if it's like this at soccer matches? I should start going.
10 seconds later
Oh no! Georgia has gone into the middle and started shouting something about pants!
As much as I wanted to see a fight I do love pants and started to go forward to join her but Rosie wouldn't let me.
4 seconds later
No chance of a fight now, Dave the Laughy Man has walked off.
And there goes Massimo.
I finally managed to drag Rosie into the middle of the circle with me and began to do my best version of the famous yodeller Franzl Lang's 'Einen Jodler hör i gern'
1 minute later
Rosie hit me in the stomach. She is very strong for such a small girl.
"Sven, Georgia needs someone to talk to, not someone to yodel in her ear," Rosie said.
No one appreciates a good yodel anymore. At least I have my light-up flares to comfort me…
1 hour later
I was keeping myself busy by humming songs and occasionally breaking out into some Viking dancing when Rosie finally came over with a little person that looked a bit like Georgia under her arm.
It's Georgia.
3 minutes later
Georgia has told me all about how she is upset that she may not have a boyfriend anymore when she thought she had 3 not so long ago. To make her feel better I gave her an extra hard hug and snog, which always works when Rosie is sad.
1 second later
It seems that does not work as well on Georgia, but she has stopped crying.
Now she just looks a little sick.
1 minute later
Smelt my breath, I understand why Georgia is a bit green now.
I need to stay away from the 4 day old fish, like Rosie said.
2 minutes later
I tried to get them back into the club so that Georgia could groove her blues away but she said she doesn't want to.
I told her everyone wants to groove and picked her up to do some disco moves but Rosie stood on my foot.
10 minutes later
I have been jumping around holding my toe for ten minutes because of Rosie's heels. I wish I hadn't bought them for her.
At least they both think I'm working on some kind of new dance move.
8 minutes later
I was seeing if there were any pretty flowers for Georgia around the club when Dave came in front of me and said,
"Sven! Mate! Do you know where Georgia is?"
"Jah, she's over there. Let me take you jahh," I said while picking Dave up and putting him over my shoulder.
2 minutes later
I put Dave down next to Georgia, who suddenly leaped up with a weird look on her face like Rosie did when she sat on a pin once.
"Dave! What are you doing here?" Georgia almost shouted.
"Gee, I couldn't go home without telling you…" Dave stopped mid sentence.
2 seconds later
Massimo appeared up beside us.
"Back for my bellisima Georgia, are you Dave?"
Yay, cliff hanger-ish! I am very sorry for the crappy quality of this chapter, but it is almost 11pm where I am :P
Oh, by the way, I actually listened to the yodelling song Sven sang and it is awesome. That's right, I actually did about 5 minutes of research on famous yodellers for this chapter :)
Please review and tell me what you think I need to improve in or what you like. Or both. Also I noticed I made Rosie seem a bit violent towards Sven, sorry :P
Non-Lezzie love all around!
SoBo xx
P.S. is anyone else out there a Nerdfighter? …anyone? :P