New story I thought would be short and funny.
Max
"Damn, that's hot Max," said a voice quite like Fang.
"Who said that? Fang, I swear to God, if you are trying to be funny while invisible, I'll castrate you!" I said, getting louder every second. I'm in here with Gazzy and Angel, watching cartoons for the hell of it. Mom and Ella are at the mall. Typical. Nudge is redoing her room. Iggy's making lunch and Fang is nowhere to be found. I was on the floor because Gazzy just had to lie all over the couch and Angel took the La-Z-Boy.
"I can see right down your shirt. Nice tits," came that Fang-like voice again.
"What the fuck! Where are you, you invisible, immature douche!" I scream. Language, Angel sends.
I took a swipe in front of me, because he said he could see down my shirt. Miss.
"Wrong way, dumbass," I heard Gazzy say.
"Language, Gaz! Wait. Wrong way?" I ask.
"Nice tits," he says in that goddamn voice! I go bird-shit, cause we're Avian Americans, and beat the bird-shit out of him.
Fang
I'm in my room, listening to Black Veil Brides, (A/N; legit band!) (Note from Vodkabastard: No they're not.) when I hear a scuffle near my door. I open it up and see Max's door cracked. I tip-toe over to hear.
"Mhhmm, oh Fang, yeah faster." I hear Max pant out. I'm 99% sure she's masturbating, and not to sound like a guy, but isn't this every guy's fantasy? I go invisible and silent to listen.
"I'm so wet and tight. Please Fangles, fuck me! Mhhhmmm!" She's going insane! I hope she screams when she comes. I'm hard.
I hear a door open two doors down, after the noises stop. Gazzy walks up behind me I hear in a Max voice, "Hey dumbass, I'm done and gone."
In his voice I hear, "I bet she is wet and tight. And you're hard." He runs away, laughing, and in a Max voice says, "Bye, Fangles!"