Hi guys! Sonic the Hedgehog here! Okay, so here's the thing: Ultimate is out now, so I'm just going to take over for her.
Alright, now what did I want to say... (thinking)
Oh right! Aw shoot I forgot again!
Geez, writing a story is hard! No wonder Ultimate always bangs her head on a wall!
It's really rainy here. I can't run! Well, I could, but then Tails would chew my head off.
Oh wow, I hadn't spelled anything wrong! Booya!
What!? What do you mean booya not a word? Next thing they're going to tell me is that Eggman is-
O.0
WHAT DO YOU MEAN EGGMAN ISN'T A WORD!
I've been fighting that guy for 22 YEARS! Isn't that enough!?
...
I think I just heard a dog die outside.
(looks outside)
Nah, we're good.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!
Gah! Ultimate! You aren't supposed to be here!
What are you doing!?
Um... I writing for ya! What do you think?
GET OUT!
...This is my house.
(takes computer and leaves)
Hey! That's my computer!
Not anymore!
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...I am so sorry you had to witness that.
Morale of the story: Sonic is a horrible writer