You saved me in more ways then one
You fixed me of my limp,
gave me excitment
and a friend.
I had a date which you set up
as a way to check on some smugglers
you got me and my date kidnapped
But arrived in time to save us.
He strapped some bombs to people
just to get your attention.
You thought I was him
when he strapped a bomb to me.
She called herself The Woman
and introduced herself with nothing on.
She made you believe she was dead,
but I made her tell you she was very much alive.
The great genius was scared
but you did not want to believe it.
You saw a man get himself blown up,
but it was not my first time.
You jumped why I do not know.
Was I not a good enough friend?
But, will you do one more thing for me
One more miracle, for me, don't be dead.