A/N: I don't know why so many people like Life As A Teacher. Sorry to say but I am discontinuing it, it will be started from fresh, it will be called," Life Impregnated By An Uchiha." ^_^…Okay, so I kind of changed the story, it's more of a mix between Life as a Teacher and Life Impregnated By An Uchiha.

Summary: Me+ ice block (with a pole up his ass, if I may say so) + school project that involves marriage + an assigned child + low blood sugar = a x_x Sakura.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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This story is dedicated to my dead rabbit, Nibbles. May he rest in peace.

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Yawning, I snuggled up to my favorite stuffed bunny, Mr. Nibbles. Huh, that was weird. I never remembered Mr. Nibbles being warm, hard and… breathing? Wait what? My eyes quickly fluttered open, I soon came face to face to bare chest.

What the HELL?

I pushed whoever was in my bed to the floor; they collided to the ground with a heavy thud. I eeped before grabbing the real Mr. Nibbles and hugging him to my chest. A groan came from the floor," What the heck was that for?"

I eeped once more. It could talk. I mean…well of course it could talk since it's a human but still! I whimpered, hugging my bunny closer to me. In a matter of seconds up came a black-haired man. Wait let me rephrase myself.

A shirtless black-haired man.

I felt my cheeks heat up," Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my house? And why are you shirtless?"

He clicked his tongue, irritated," I live here, remember? We're partners for the health assignment."

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Anko stood at the front of the classroom, waiting for her students to calm down.

"Oh, shut up already, it's just one little assignment that involves you taking care of a child! Tomorrow meet in the front of the elementary with your husband or wife to pick up your assigned kid. Now get out of my classroom!

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I gave a tiny shriek as I remembered. I felt like banging my head up against the wall, I couldn't believe that I'd been assigned with the the friggin Ice Cube of St. Leaf Academy. My entire face turned beet red when I noticed that he still didn't have a damn shirt on.

Is it getting hot in here or what?

"P-put a shirt on!"

He stood from the floor, smirking, as he trapped me on my bed," Why? Is it a problem, dear?"

That's when everything went black… I hope I didn't crush Mr. Nibbles.

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I know it's short, expect more soon.

Ja ne!