(A/N) This song was made as a parody by a friend and me. We're 'Zorro and the Freedom Fries' but are aware the orginal song belongs to Avril Lavigne.
It's simply meant to be a source of humor. We are aware you cannot actually OD on weed, and don't flame me b/c it's stupid or something.
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St0n3r Boi
By: Zorro and the Freedom Fries
We think he's a boy, we know she's a girl
We hope this song doesn't make you hurl
He was a stoner, she was a prep
That's all there is to say about that
He wanted weed, & she wanted him
Secretly she wanted weed as well
But all of her friends had stuck up their nose
Weed was for losers and crack was the way to go
He was a stoner boy
She said you're a loner boy
He wasn't stoned enough for her
She'd been on crack for two days, her head was up in space
She needed to enjoy her high
Five years from now, she sits at home
Smoking a pipe, she's all alone
She turns on tv, guess who she sees
Stoner boy lighting up on Maury
She calls all her friends, they're doing it too
In fact they doing it with him in the same room
She tags along, and puffs with the crowd
Makes out with the boy that she turned down
He was a stoner boy
She said you're a loner boy
He wasn't stoned enough for her
Now he grows his own
He will never be alone
He knows how much his weed's now worth
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's O'D now
Weed was more to him than friends
this is how the story ends
Too bad that he couldn't see
See what a danger weed could be
There was nothing more to meet the eye
Of that stupid stoner guy
He was a boy and we're just some girls
We hope this song hasn't made you hurl
We didn't like stoner boy's love of weed
But we're sad he's goone!
*cough cough* back in tune ladies!
I saw the stoner boy, I said you're a loner boy
I'm here to piss on your grave
You thought you were cool to smoke
But we know that's a stupid joke
We laugh so hard we start to choke
It's simply meant to be a source of humor. We are aware you cannot actually OD on weed, and don't flame me b/c it's stupid or something.
--/~~|~~\----/~~|~~\----/~~|~~\----/~~|~~\--
St0n3r Boi
By: Zorro and the Freedom Fries
We think he's a boy, we know she's a girl
We hope this song doesn't make you hurl
He was a stoner, she was a prep
That's all there is to say about that
He wanted weed, & she wanted him
Secretly she wanted weed as well
But all of her friends had stuck up their nose
Weed was for losers and crack was the way to go
He was a stoner boy
She said you're a loner boy
He wasn't stoned enough for her
She'd been on crack for two days, her head was up in space
She needed to enjoy her high
Five years from now, she sits at home
Smoking a pipe, she's all alone
She turns on tv, guess who she sees
Stoner boy lighting up on Maury
She calls all her friends, they're doing it too
In fact they doing it with him in the same room
She tags along, and puffs with the crowd
Makes out with the boy that she turned down
He was a stoner boy
She said you're a loner boy
He wasn't stoned enough for her
Now he grows his own
He will never be alone
He knows how much his weed's now worth
Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's O'D now
Weed was more to him than friends
this is how the story ends
Too bad that he couldn't see
See what a danger weed could be
There was nothing more to meet the eye
Of that stupid stoner guy
He was a boy and we're just some girls
We hope this song hasn't made you hurl
We didn't like stoner boy's love of weed
But we're sad he's goone!
*cough cough* back in tune ladies!
I saw the stoner boy, I said you're a loner boy
I'm here to piss on your grave
You thought you were cool to smoke
But we know that's a stupid joke
We laugh so hard we start to choke