An Expansively Concise History of the Mushroom Kingdom
By Wolfemblem
Prelude
This History as told by myself does in no way reflect my own view.
There will be racism, sexism, anti-homosexualism, and possibly more offensive content.
This is purely for comedic purposes. I in no way hold any of these views.
For these reasons, I have made this story rated M.
If you find this offensive, than I offer my apologies, as well as suggest that you not read this story.
For those of you that will continue reading, I hope you enjoy this comedic retelling of the history of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Also, there will be no Author's Notes to this story, because this Prelude takes care of those.
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