Kagome's Revenge

By LadyReina

Disclaimer- I do Not own InuYasha or any of its' characters (Sniffle) If I did I would own Sesshomaru and Miroku and keep them tied to my bed. :D I make 0 monies from this story.

Summery- What would happen if Kagome got tired of all the guys in her life being stupid?

Warning- There will be gender changes, Harsh language and the possibility of wet pants from laughing to hard.

"Kaaagooomeeeeeee!" Whined Shippo.

"Yes Shippo?" Sighed Kagome 'Here we go again.' She thought. "Can I have some candy?" he looked at her with puppy eyes.

"After dinner you can." she told him. "But, Kagoooomeeeee. I want some NOWWWWW." pouted Shippo.

"After dinner Shippo" "Pleeeeaasseeee" he begged.

"No Shippo, and if you ask again you won't get any then either." she told him sternly.

This is how the entire day had been. First it started with InuYasha waking them up before the sun had even risen completely, and rushing them all the way through their quickly eaten breakfast. Then he complained nonstop about being slowed down by weak humans after Sango was forced to knock Miroku out when he rubbed her butt. Then only after only a hour of walking Shippo started bugging her for candy. She knew that if Miroku touched her butt one more time she was going to hit him so hard that it would take him a week to recover from it.

"HENTAIIII" screamed Sango followed by a loud smack. "Keep your hands to yourself Monk"

"But dearest Sango, you had an insect on your lovely posterior" he replied.

"That's a load of crap and you know it, you used that excuse yesterday and I swear to you right now if you touch me again, so Kami help you, I WILL make sure that no woman will ever be able to bare you any children." she pulled out her sward and pointed it at him.

Miroku gulped. " Y..y...yes Sango."

"Good boy" she sighed and put it away again.

She then sped up to walk along side Kagome. Whispering she said "I wasn't joking. He touches me again and I'll chop his favorite body part off and feed it to him."

"Ah come on Sango." Kagome giggled. "You know one day you might favor that body part yourself."

Blushing madly Sango lightly smacked Kagome on the arm. "Oh hush! Don't let him hear you say that. It might give him ideas, then where will my threat be?"

"Hmm. Good point" Kagome nodded.

Just then InuYasha stiffened. "Oy! Wench your boyfriend is coming." InuYasha taunted.

"Sit boy! I don't have a boyfriend InuYasha!" she yelled at the Inu shaped crater. Sensing jewel shards quickly approaching she sighed. "Kouga"

No sooner had the word left her mouth, her hands were captured between two rough, dirty hands.

"How's my woman doing today? Is dog breath taking good care of you?" Kouga asked.

"Kouga, I'm not..." she started

"Wolf turd! What have I told you about touching her?" InuYasha growled.

"InuYa..." she started again

Letting go of her hands Kouga turned to him.

"What have I told YOU about MY woman mutt." he countered

"She ain't YOUR woman, ya stupid wolf." InuYasha yelled

"BULL SHI..." Kouga started

"SIT BOY! Kouga as much as I enjoy seeing you and all ,but we are in a bit of a hurry. I am going home for a few days." Kagome pacified.

"Well since MY woman asked so nicely. I'll let you continue, I know how important your 'skewl' work is to you." he said

"Thank you Kouga" she smiled

He quickly hugged her and turned to InuYasha. "Later dog boy, take care of my woman. I'll be coming back for her soon." he said and took off leaving a cloud of dust hanging over the hole containing InuYasha.

Jumping up from his spot on the ground InuYasha stormed over to stand in front of Kagome.

"Why do you always have to encourage him by flirting with him?" he accused.

"I wasn't flirting, I was being nice InuYasha." she said while turning red

"Feh. If that was true then why ya blushing?" he teased

Getting angry she said "I'm not blushing! I'm getting angry, and you better stop InuYasha."

Snickering he continued, oblivious to the warning. "Yeaaa. Sure you are."

"You know what, I think you need to go over there and SIT down and think about the difference, and while you are at it. I think we will SIT over here and have lunch. When you are done SITTING over there, you can come SIT with us and eat the lunch that we cooked while SITTING by the fire." she ranted looking down into the now 4 foot deep hole InuYasha made from all the sits she just gave him.

Stomping away she turned to her dropped bag, pulling out several packets of ramen, a pot, and some of the last fire logs she brought from home.

"Shippo, can you take Miroku and get some water for our lunch?" she asked sweetly.

"But why can't he get it himself?" Shippo whined again.

Getting angry again she said "Because Shippo he can't smell the water."

"I don't want to goooo. My feet hurt." he pouted

"Shippo if you don't help you won't get any lunch" she told him, looking at Sango she smiled.

"I'll get some firewood for the food." Sango offered

"Thanks" she smiled gratefully

"Come Shippo, let's go get the water if we want to eat soon." Miroku said and him and Shippo walked away.

Trying to avoid Kagome's already short temper they managed to have an uneventful lunch and continued walking. Later that evening just as they were setting up camp for the night InuYasha jumped down from the tree he was hiding in.

Looking up Kagome watched him as he quietly left camp.

'Where is he off to?' she wondered to herself.

Reaching into her bag she grabbed some pajamas and went to a nearby bush to change for the night. Walking back to camp she stretched and looked up at the stars. 'Ah. I see' she thought sadly. Laying down in her sleeping bag she turned away from the fire and from where she knew InuYasha would come back to camp

Sango looked to Miroku confused, silently he pointed up. Looking to the sky Sango saw the last few of Kikyo's soul collector disappear. 'Ah' she said to herself laying down in her own sleeping bag. Miroku just leaned more comfortably against his tree and tried to clear his mind.

Just as everyone was slipping off to sleep Kagome cuddled Shippo closer and wiped and angry tear from her cheek.

A/N- Hey everyone please R&R and I apologize now for any spelling errors and slow updating