Ice Cream is yummy, but is it worth it?

A poem by Kashiwa

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

One day, Tidus woke up feeling sleepy

And maybe a bit hungry

He went to Wakka, his supposed big brother

And said, "Gee, my tummy aches like a mother!"

"Oh ya? Well, let's go to the store!

So we can gain weight some more!

And so they left on a journey of sorts

All while wearing their Blitzball shorts

Many enemies for them to defeat

All while wearing sandals on their feet!

They met up with the a naked Auron

"Oh my god, dude, put some clothes on!"

And so, he wore his clothes, and they were (no pun intended) off

"Dude, why don't you ever take that cast off?"

"It isn't a cast! Its…an arm-rester!"

"So, Auron, what is your favourite ice cream flavour?"

"Oh, my fave flave is vanilla,

sweet and creamy, like my dear Lord Braska!"

"Oh…kay…Wakka, what is your preference?

And please don't make some yaoi-implying reference!"

"But, how will I do that, Tidus-chan?

When you are my blitz-ing lover-man?"

"Oh…kay…um…hey! Yuna! How are you!?

And Kimahri, why is it that you are blue?"

"Kimahri enjoy blue raspberry sherbet too much,

Now shut up, human scum, before I eat you for lunch!"

And so, they were off again

With ice cream on the brain

Until they met the Al Bhed girl

And the sexy black mage grrrrrl!

"So Lulu, what ice cream do you prize?"

"Mochi flavoured, which endow me with a huge breast size!"

"And you, Rikku? What flavour makes you cry out with glee?"

"Eh Hyda oui!"

"Whatever. Well, let's go eat!

And get flavours that are totally l33t!"

And they did, and it was great

All of the ice cream they ate

But no longer could the ice cream maker be trusted

When Wakka spontaneously COMBUSTED!!!!!

~Fin~