UGH! This is the third thing I've put out today and I still haven't finished "Not Quite Sure". I promise I'm working on it though! Pinky swears!
I wish I had a tumblr, but I don't have a FB or Twitter. NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY LOK SPOILERS DAMMIT! Sigh.
Noo! I was wrong about Tarlock! Well, I knew he was evil and had a secret, but a blood bender? Dang!
As you should very well know, I OWN NOTHING BUT SHELBY THE LAPTOP AND wait no, I don't own that… I OWN SHELBY AND THAT'S IT!
Onward and Downward!
Hey, it's me, your favorite Avatar (named Korra).
I recently discovered a column in the newspapers called "FanFiction" that allows regular people to submit stories under pen names. I appear to be one of the topics, especially my, currently nonexistent, love-life. And I have something to ask all of you writers:
WHY AM I OK WITH MAKING MAKO HURT ASAMI IN YOUR STORIES?
I would never intentionally hurt Asami, she's become a really good friend of mine since I started ignoring the fact that she's dating Mako! You've heard about how I made Mako comfort her after she found out that her dad was an Equalist on your magic radio, haven't you? I'm beyond jealousy! Really! Stop writing me making out (or worse) with Mako while they are dating. Sheesh!
Second, why do I always (well, sometimes) just sit around wallowing in self-pity? I'm the Avatar, I've faced Amon, I've even fought a bloodbender! So why the heck do I mope around complaining about "does Mako like me? I don't have a freaking clue!" ALL. DAY. LONG. I think I can handle these things better.
Thirdly, if it's in an alternate universe, with no bending (how could you stand it?), and everyone us out of character, why is the story still under my name? The only thing you didn't change were the names! Someone please explain!
That's all I really want to say before I send this letter to the papers. Thanks for reading! Leave a review of your thoughts and I might follow this up with another letter. Goodbye questionable authors! Have fun writing about me and my friends!
Much love hate neutral feelings,
Korra the awesomely badass Avatar.
PS I totally ship Makorra. Just saying.
I had to add the post script. I hope you liked this! It's not very "original" but nothing in this world is original, except Pringles Original.
If you recognized that, pm me. You have a lot of explaining to do on WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN ALL MY LIFE!
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