I'm fairly new to the fandom, so I decided to try my hand at writing a fanfic. This is basically a parody so not to be taken seriously.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sofia the First; that belongs to Disney.

In the land of Enchancia, next to the kingdom of Cummingsia (where all the citizens are voiced by Jim Cummings, including the women), lived a royal family not too unlike the Brady Bunch. There was King Roland II, who ruled Enchancia with an iron fist and planned on expanding his kingdom into an empire, Queen Miranda, who had recently started out as a poor single mother and is now abusing her powers as queen, Princess Amber, the alpha bitch of little girls who likes everything a little girls stereotypically would, Prince James, who does... boy things, and finally Princess Sofia, the little annoying girl who gets into all sorts of mischief is usually clueless about everything that happens around her.

One day, Sophia decided to interrupt her mother's pedicure to ask her a question.

"Mommy, if we live in the 18th century, how come sometimes we break out into song with music styles ranging from 21st century pop to rap?"

"Because shut up." said Queen Miranda to her daughter, "Anyway, your father is busy now planning a tactical strategy to take over Spain and all of its colonies."

"But aren't we Hispanic, Mommy?"

"Disney has decided we're not. Now why don't you go play with your rabbit?"

"Feed me! I'm adorable! I'm voiced by a White-acting Black man!" said the rabbit standing in the middle of the room.

"That's okay." said Sofia, "I think I'll go see what Baileywick is up to."

So Sofia decided to skip to where Baileywick the butler was.

Baileywick was busy with his clients supervising their fashion designing.

"Remember, use all the kale provided for you when making your dresses. Make it work."

Sofia walked up to the Ben Gun butler.

"Mr. Baileywick, can I be a model for your runway project?"

"I don't know. Your sister already has dibs as top model. Lets ask her."

"No bitch!" said Princess Amber in her kale dress, "This is all mine! You can't have it!"

"I know! I'll ask Mr. See-dric if he can entertain me!"

So Princess Sofia went up into Cedric the sorcerer's dark tower.

"Mr. See-dric?" asked Sofia.

"Its Sey- you know what? I don't care anymore. You can call me Mr. Fluffypants if you want; it wouldn't phase me."

"Mr. See-dric," asked the little princess, "I'm bored. Can you entertain me with your superstitious powers?"

Cedric began to ponder.

'I could use this opportunity to snatch the Amulet of Avalor from her and take over the kingdom.' he thought evily to himself.

Before he could perform his magic trick, King Roland II came in.

"Cedric, I need you for a moment. Could you follow me?"

"Umm. Sure your majesty."

Cedric followed the king into the courtroom.

"Now stand on that X, Cedric."

Cedric was nervous about what this was all about, but he did as the king had ordered. Suddenly, a bunch of mud covered pigs dropped on him.

"I originally planned on having pigs blood drop on you, but I thought actual live pigs was much more funny." King Roland smirked, "Seems my subjects think so too."

All of the subjects in the courtroom pointed and laughed at Cedric.

"Oh, if I wasn't a sadist who enjoyed others shortcomings, I would've had you fired for your incompetence." laughed King Roland.

"Aww, don't worry Mr. See-dric. I still love you." said Princess Sofia, wrapping her arms around Cedric's head.

"Yes, I- I love you too." said Cedric muttering while trying to take this opportunity to snatch her amulet away.

But Sofia caught sight of Cedric's fingerless gloved hands reaching towards her.

"BAD TOUCH, MR. SEE-DRIC!"

All the guardsman came and started to drag Cedric off into the dungeon.

"Its not what you think!" shouted Cedric as he was being carried off, "I was only after her amulet! I swear! I may be evil, but I'm not THAT evil!"

King Roland laughed and placed a proud hand on Sofia's shoulder.

"One day, Sofia, when you murder us all in our sleep so you can take the crown, you too will know the joys of abusing your power."

And that, my friends, is just your typical day in the kingdom of Enchancia.

Anyways, Please R&R.