Daemon and the Annoying Singing Monkey
Author's Note:
Daemon: I like the title, nice and original.
Me: Thanks! ^_^ Now to get on with this. This is a humor fic that I had an idea for awhile ago. It might not be the best humor but it's my first poke at it. Try to enjoy it!
Daemon: And review it too. Because if you don't…I'll sic rabid fan girls on you! Muwahahaha!
The wind blew in torrents outside of the castle. Every so often a guard would get thrown against the window, only to fall down when the wind stopped. But despite all this Daemon still insisted on meditating. Which probably wasn't the best idea, seeing who was living in the room next to him...
"Rain drops keep fallin' on mah head! But that doesn't matter 'cause mah eyes will soon be turnin' read! Do do do do do..."
Daemon opened his eyes and sighed. He could at least sing another song! The demon thought. Any song! Even 'It's a Small World' but that damned song is getting annoying! Why couldn't the vampire move him somewhere else! Anywhere else! I'm sure Puppetmon wouldn't mind...
The monkey started singing again. "Rain drops keep fallin'! Rain drops keep fallin'! OH! Rain drops keep fallin' on my HEAD!!!!"
That was the last straw! He stormed out of his room and thundered into Myotismon's throne room which was currently hosting hundreds upon hundreds of...
"Fan girls? What the hell?" The demon asked, obviously confused.
Myotismon had three fan girls sitting on his lap, four others kissing him and the rest waiting not-so-patiently in line. The one at the head of the line was growing impatient.
"Hurry up already! You've kissed him forty-three times already! Get off of him!"
Daemon rolled his eyes and marched through the line.
"Hey!"
"Watch it buddy!"
"Get back in line!!!"
Finally at the head of the line, he tapped his foot trying to get the vampire lord's attention.
"Daemon? This is a shock! I never knew you cared about me!" The vampire said, smirking.
"Actually," The demon said, mildly annoyed. "I came about the rooming arrangements. I can't stand living next to Etemon. Every five minutes it's 'Rain drops keep fallin' on mah head!' It's driving me CRAZY!!!"
"You know...You do an impression of him pretty well. You two should team up! Call yourselves...Well something! As you can see," Myotismon motioned to the line. "I have little time for this."
Daemon marched through the line again muttering to himself, "No. You never cared about anyone did you? Only yourself. 'Me, me, me, me, me!' Never anyone else not even-" The demon suddenly came to a realization. "That's it! It's so obvious! Why didn't I think of it before?" Chuckling to himself, Daemon opened a portal to the Real World.
~*~
Daemon: My, that was short.
Me: I know! It's to add suspense! ^_^
Daemon: *Sweat drops* I'm afraid.
Me: Don't worry. This is gonna be fun! J
Daemon: Uh-oh…