There's a LOT of Robotic-Uprising inside jokes in this one. If you don't understand it, well... at least enjoy the bizarreness of the fic?

Warning: This is pure crack.

Disclaimer: I do not own Mega Man or any canon characters mentioned. The characters in this fic I do own are Penta and Caden. The characters of Mimi, Theresa, Theia, Speedy, Avalanche, and Xenoaisam belong to my friends.

It was the most glorious day of Shadow Man's life. He had found the ultimate crane machine.

The field inside the crane machine was green and lush, almost as if it was hair. One could swear that they could see the grumpy face of a Stardroid named Terra in that hair. Either way, Shad didn't care about the hair. It was what he was picking out of the hair that was the best.

Megamen chibis. Megamen chibis, everywhere.

The ninja was a man possessed as he steered the crane machine claw carefully into the lush pile of hair and let it drop.

"Yes!"

The claw had snagged a little Quint chibibot this time! He scooped the Quint up out of the prize box, and snuggled it as it let out a squeak and made a big-eyed expression at him. "There you are, you have a home now."

"Shadowman..." Mimi said as Shad looked over at the crowd that was with him. Ah, Theresa had some space on her. He handed the cute little Quint over to Theresa, as Mimi continued to speak to him. "Shad, that's enough. We have plenty of them now."

Indeed. Shadowman and Mimi's entire families, or at least those that they trusted, and a lot of their friends, were there. In their arms and hanging off of them all were the various types of Megamen children: Rocks, Copys, Quints, Pentas, and a few even had the ultra-rare Quint-edition Cadens!

Theia seemed to be fawning over her Quint, with Jewel and Hornet cuddling a Rock and a Quint, and the Clock Men each had a Copy apiece. Silver had his own little Caden, and Xeno and Speedy were both hugging a Quint, too. Freeze had a Penta sitting on his back, with several more on Avalanche's. Fire was happily snuggling a Rock and a Quint as well.

"Just one more, Mimi! I promise!" Shadowman pleaded with the fembot, despite the number of children that were already out. "I promise I'll stop after one more!"

"That's what you said ten chibibots ago..." Mimi sighed, tugging on the ninja's scarf in an attempt to pull him away from the crane machine. Shad choked as she yanked on it, and flailed, pulling himself out of her grip. Awww, all those ones that were in the crane machine were just as adorable, he needed to have them to care for as well! Why didn't Mimi understand?

It didn't help at all that Terra's hair was continuously spawning more and more chibibots.

"Shad. We have all these children to care for now. You should adopt them out."

"But... I want to keep them all..." Shad actually looked upset at that. He did want to keep all of the children.

Mimi rubbed her head, feeling a headache coming on. Yes, she was particularly attached to the little Quint on her back, and the Copy that was hanging off of her arm, but there had to be over 100 chibibots here! They couldn't possible keep them all.

...Oh, Shad had just snagged a Rock this time. She watched tiredly as Shad snuggled the Rock, and then handed it over to her. Mimi expertly held the Rock in her free arm, and stared at him, deadpan.

"Shad. Enough."

"Just one more, Mimi! I promise!"

Oh boy.